Your new manager is...

[Richard Chuggar]

The Brewers haven't won a playoff game since 1982 without Dale in the dugout.  (Same can be said for Craig Counsell, so never mind.)

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

[PANK!]

The Brewers haven't won a playoff game since 1982 without Dale in the dugout.  (Same can be said for Craig Counsell, so never mind.)

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

Seriously.  The dude's gone nearly a half-year between posts on his own messageboard.

Why have you forsaken us?!?!?

[Fork]

The Brewers haven't won a playoff game since 1982 without Dale in the dugout.  (Same can be said for Craig Counsell, so never mind.)

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

Seriously.  The dude's gone nearly a half-year between posts on his own messageboard.

Why have you forsaken us?!?!?

Mainly, you.

[PANK!]

The Brewers haven't won a playoff game since 1982 without Dale in the dugout.  (Same can be said for Craig Counsell, so never mind.)

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

Seriously.  The dude's gone nearly a half-year between posts on his own messageboard.

Why have you forsaken us?!?!?

Mainly, you.

Man, I ruin everything.

Kicks over birthday cake.

[Shooter]

DPD.  For some reason the two Brewers I immediately think of when I recall that 13-0 start have always been Dale Sveum and Dan Plesac.  Sveum probably because of that homerun.  Plesac because it was reported, during the streak, that the Brewer's closer wore braces.  And Juan Nieves' no-hitter....maybe that wasn't during the streak.  Nevermind.

No, I will mind, because Nieves' no-hitter was game 10 of the streak.

Also, if the Brewers could have played .500 ball in the spring, and if Greg Maddux decided to start pitching like Greg Maddux in 1987 (instead of 1988), maybe there'd have been an I-94 World Series that year. No? Well, damn. The Brewers were my second favorite team back then, and I had as much fun watching baseball in 1987 as any other year.

Same here, at least about the Brewers in general.  The Brewers were an AL team and if you didn't love Gorman Thomas' fatness and facial hair and Cecil Fielder Cooper's big mofo glasses and Ben Olgilve's blackness and weren't sad when they couldn't overcome the Tardinals in the '82 World Series then you're either too young or too retarded to be allowed to live.

Seam

[PANK!]

DPD.  For some reason the two Brewers I immediately think of when I recall that 13-0 start have always been Dale Sveum and Dan Plesac.  Sveum probably because of that homerun.  Plesac because it was reported, during the streak, that the Brewer's closer wore braces.  And Juan Nieves' no-hitter....maybe that wasn't during the streak.  Nevermind.

No, I will mind, because Nieves' no-hitter was game 10 of the streak.

Also, if the Brewers could have played .500 ball in the spring, and if Greg Maddux decided to start pitching like Greg Maddux in 1987 (instead of 1988), maybe there'd have been an I-94 World Series that year. No? Well, damn. The Brewers were my second favorite team back then, and I had as much fun watching baseball in 1987 as any other year.

Same here, at least about the Brewers in general.  The Brewers were an AL team and if you didn't love Gorman Thomas' fatness and facial hair and Cecil Fielder Cooper's big mofo glasses and Ben Olgilve's blackness and weren't sad when they couldn't overcome the Tardinals in the '82 World Series then you're either too young or too retarded to be allowed to live.

Seam

Holy crap, nice catch.  I'm demented, my bad.

[Sterling Archer]

For anyone watching on tv, what was Theo's expression when Dale talked about creating runs by running and, presumably, bunting?

[Internet Apex]

For anyone watching on tv, what was Theo's expression when Dale talked about creating runs by running and, presumably, bunting?

He rolled his eyes and feigned masturbation.

[Slaky]

What does Sveum mean for BH man-crush Rudy Jaramillo?

IT MEANS HE'S FIRED

[BH]

What does Sveum mean for BH man-crush Rudy Jaramillo?

IT MEANS HE'S FIRED

F'ng Epstink! Texas offense has faltered since letting Rudy go, I bet they bring him back.