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« Reply #30 on: December 08, 2011, 12:56:23 PM »
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.
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« Reply #31 on: December 08, 2011, 03:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 12:56:23 PM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.
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« Reply #32 on: December 08, 2011, 07:23:48 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 03:20:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 12:56:23 PM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.

The World Series is best of seven, Pex.
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« Reply #33 on: December 09, 2011, 05:56:05 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 08, 2011, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 03:20:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 12:56:23 PM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.

The World Series is best of seven, Pex.

ChuckD swaw what I did, there.
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« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2011, 09:27:14 AM »


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« Reply #35 on: December 09, 2011, 10:54:28 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 09, 2011, 09:27:14 AM


BFIBB™

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« Reply #36 on: December 09, 2011, 11:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Eli on December 09, 2011, 10:54:28 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 09, 2011, 09:27:14 AM


BFIBB™

Awesome. Stolen for Twitter.

Full res, if you care: http://i.imgur.com/CS9lN.png
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« Reply #37 on: December 09, 2011, 11:51:06 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on December 09, 2011, 05:56:05 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on December 08, 2011, 07:23:48 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 03:20:48 PM
Quote from: Tonker on December 08, 2011, 12:56:23 PM
Fuck St. Louis, fuck the Cardinals, fuck their fans and especially fuck Albert Pujols.

I'm fucking glad that the Cubs will only have to play him four times next year.

Maybe fewer because of the whole split squad thing.

The World Series is best of seven, Pex.

ChuckD swaw what I did, there.

I swaw it too. But I was bweing a smartass.
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« Reply #38 on: January 06, 2012, 10:20:10 AM »
Dave Duncan, gone.

Matt Morris, in.

(Second one is speculative)
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« Reply #39 on: January 06, 2012, 10:35:59 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on January 06, 2012, 10:20:10 AM
Dave Duncan, gone.

Matt Morris, in.

(Second one is speculative)

My haterection is already at half-mast.
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« Reply #40 on: January 16, 2012, 09:25:58 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 12:20:53 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 08, 2011, 11:39:54 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on December 08, 2011, 10:45:15 AM
I like that the Cubs won't have to see him again but I am not in the mood to gloat over the demise of a team that just won the World Series.

Packers
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Undefeated Packers.

SPORTZ are fucking ghey. Let's talk about Gilstories or politics or something.

Will it be fucking ghey when the Packers lose to the Niners in the playoffs?

You spelled "Saints" wrong. Breesus saves.

Guess we both spelled "Giants" wrong.

There is no god but Eli and Hakeem is his messenger?
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« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2012, 07:55:36 AM »
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Mike Lang, spokesman for the Illinois Lottery, said his state’s winning ticket was sold in the small town of Red Bud, near St. Louis. The winner used a quick pick to select the numbers, he said.

That's a lot of meth.
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« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2012, 10:57:06 PM »
If only Red Bud had been a sled.
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« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2012, 10:59:17 PM »
Quote from: BC on April 01, 2012, 10:57:06 PM
If only Red Bud had been a sled.

...

Too soon?
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« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2012, 11:35:55 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 01, 2012, 10:59:17 PM
Quote from: BC on April 01, 2012, 10:57:06 PM
If only Red Bud had been a sled.

...

Too soon?

SPOILER ALERT, MOTHAFUCKAS!!!
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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