Sterling Archer
Lying is like 95% of what I do.
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WHAT THE HELL, LANA
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« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2012, 06:42:44 PM » |
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http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/to6pl/so_i_found_my_5_year_old_daughter_crying_in_the/So, I found my 5 year old daughter crying in the bathroom last night.My youngest daughter was sobbing and had tears running down her face last night. She had locked herself in the bathroom and was crying like her puppy had just died. When I asked her what was wrong she said her broher told her that since we all had Cardinals shirts on and she didn't, that she would have to root for the Cubs from now on. "I hate the Cubs, I want to root for the Cardinals but ______ said I can't anymore!. I told her that she should get her Cardinals hat on and tell her brother that he doesn't run anything but his mouth. She slept in her hat last night. Brainwashing- Successful. EDIT: She has plenty of Cardinals shirts. She was just wearing something else yesterday and it was just a coincidence that everyone else had one on that day. EDIT: Her picture with Jason Mott when she was 3. Imgur Down-thread... http://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/to6pl/so_i_found_my_5_year_old_daughter_crying_in_the/c4ocqzaIn all seriousness, we had all of our Little League teams go with Minor league team jerseys this year, because one of the coaches picked the Cubs and we had 7 parents refuse to let their kids wear the uniform during games, last year.
So only the 2 coaches kids wore the Cubs uniforms during games. The rest wore white t-shirts. Now I'm picturing a full team of 9-year-old kids playing baseball with packs of Winstons rolled in their sleeves. Meanwhile, the next generation of Cubs fans grows up not really caring about the Cardinals. Or the Cubs, really. |
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Come on, run like you're younger.
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Tony
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« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2012, 09:50:41 PM » |
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Yeti
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« Reply #62 on: October 12, 2012, 11:18:51 PM » |
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There is no God
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« Reply #63 on: October 12, 2012, 11:21:49 PM » |
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Fuck.
What did I possibly do in a previous life?
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"Not throwing my hands up or my dress above my ears don't mean I ain't awestruck." -- Al Swearengen
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Armchair_QB
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« Reply #64 on: October 12, 2012, 11:24:49 PM » |
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There is no God
No, there is a God but he's an asshole. |
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Resident moran
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Slaky
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« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2012, 11:39:57 PM » |
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Notice who DIDN'T start this one.
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J. Walter Weatherman
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« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2012, 11:41:14 PM » |
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I guess a silver lining, such that it is, is this: fuck TLR.
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Are you serious, Fork?
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Bort
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« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2012, 11:44:13 PM » |
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I hate baseball so goddamn much.
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"Then we can find out that Rizzo is Italian for Adam LaRoche which is French for average first baseman who will play for 8 teams before he retires."
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Slaky
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« Reply #68 on: October 13, 2012, 12:49:58 AM » |
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Baseball is inSANE.
Think about the two NL series for a second. The Reds had a 2-0 lead going home and everyone was like, oh haha Dusty is going to fuck this up because he's Dusty. The defining moment of that series is his double steal in Game 5. Dusty fucked up. The Reds lost. Choke. Dusty. Narrative.
The Cardinals go down 6-0 on the road facing elimination and everyone's laughing but a few people are like come on guys. It's the Cardinals. They aren't going to go quiet and you know. Then they just keep chipping away and no one can throw strikes on the Nationals anymore and you see it all happening in super slow motion. Even as a third party to this horror show we all had seen this before and now it was happening to someone else. Still painful to watch.
It always happens to the Cardinals. Maybe BC was right. Maybe I've seen it too many times, too. I don't even think that's a joke anymore. That BC just knows.
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BC
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« Reply #69 on: October 13, 2012, 06:24:52 AM » |
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Even as a third party to this horror show we all had seen this before and now it was happening to someone else. Still painful to watch.
It always happens to the Cardinals. Maybe BC was right. Maybe I've seen it too many times, too. I don't even think that's a joke anymore. That BC just knows.
Last night was the first time I have heard that "sound" of utter silence/disbelief/whatinthehelljusthappened? in 9 years. I hate that I care so much about baseball. |
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Desipio is a free-flowing website that occasionally touches on the immaturity, foolishness and outright stupidity of its readership.
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CBStew
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« Reply #70 on: October 13, 2012, 08:53:24 AM » |
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This is the worst of all possible outcomes for me. The Giants and that other team playing to go to the World Series. The good news is that one of them is going to lose...The bad news (I can't even write it)
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If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself. (Plagerized from numerous other folks)
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CT III
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« Reply #71 on: October 13, 2012, 09:48:25 AM » |
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Baseball is inSANE.
Think about the two NL series for a second. The Reds had a 2-0 lead going home and everyone was like, oh haha Dusty is going to fuck this up because he's Dusty. The defining moment of that series is his double steal in Game 5. Dusty fucked up. The Reds lost. Choke. Dusty. Narrative.
The Cardinals go down 6-0 on the road facing elimination and everyone's laughing but a few people are like come on guys. It's the Cardinals. They aren't going to go quiet and you know. Then they just keep chipping away and no one can throw strikes on the Nationals anymore and you see it all happening in super slow motion. Even as a third party to this horror show we all had seen this before and now it was happening to someone else. Still painful to watch.
It always happens to the Cardinals. Maybe BC was right. Maybe I've seen it too many times, too. I don't even think that's a joke anymore. That BC just knows.
And maybe the goddamn Nationals shouldn't have shut down Strasburg. |
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J. Walter Weatherman
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« Reply #72 on: October 13, 2012, 10:30:10 AM » |
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Baseball is inSANE.
Think about the two NL series for a second. The Reds had a 2-0 lead going home and everyone was like, oh haha Dusty is going to fuck this up because he's Dusty. The defining moment of that series is his double steal in Game 5. Dusty fucked up. The Reds lost. Choke. Dusty. Narrative.
The Cardinals go down 6-0 on the road facing elimination and everyone's laughing but a few people are like come on guys. It's the Cardinals. They aren't going to go quiet and you know. Then they just keep chipping away and no one can throw strikes on the Nationals anymore and you see it all happening in super slow motion. Even as a third party to this horror show we all had seen this before and now it was happening to someone else. Still painful to watch.
It always happens to the Cardinals. Maybe BC was right. Maybe I've seen it too many times, too. I don't even think that's a joke anymore. That BC just knows.
And maybe the goddamn Nationals shouldn't have shut down Strasburg. And so the Ghost of Mark Prior haunts us still. |
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Are you serious, Fork?
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PANK!
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« Reply #73 on: October 13, 2012, 01:27:54 PM » |
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I blame Yeti.
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
"Steph" 1/5/2005
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J. Walter Weatherman
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« Reply #74 on: October 13, 2012, 01:41:25 PM » |
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I blame Yeti.
To be fair, there's nothing to really blame him for yet. |
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Are you serious, Fork?
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