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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #450 on: July 08, 2015, 04:27:38 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on July 08, 2015, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 08, 2015, 03:43:16 PM
I've neither seen any of the American Pie movies nor ever had a desire to. I doubt either of these will change.

I've never seen any Fast and Furious or Bourne Identity or Spiderman movies. This makes me a superior human being to all those who have. But the first American Pie isn't bad. If you get stuck watching it you may laugh.

Same. Never saw any variations of those first 3 but I saw American Pie and thought it was funny. 
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #451 on: July 08, 2015, 05:14:00 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on July 08, 2015, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 08, 2015, 03:43:16 PM
I've neither seen any of the American Pie movies nor ever had a desire to. I doubt either of these will change.

I've never seen any Fast and Furious or Bourne Identity or Spiderman movies. This makes me a superior human being to all those who have. But the first American Pie isn't bad. If you get stuck watching it you may laugh.

I think I've seen three of the Fast & Furious movies and all of the Bourne/Spiderman franchises. If those are your yardstick for bad human beings ... well, I've seen a lot worse.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #452 on: July 08, 2015, 05:15:19 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on July 08, 2015, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 08, 2015, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 08, 2015, 03:43:16 PM
I've neither seen any of the American Pie movies nor ever had a desire to. I doubt either of these will change.

I've never seen any Fast and Furious or Bourne Identity or Spiderman movies. This makes me a superior human being to all those who have. But the first American Pie isn't bad. If you get stuck watching it you may laugh.

I think I've seen three of the Fast & Furious movies and all of the Bourne/Spiderman franchises. If those are your yardstick for bad human beings ... well, I've seen a lot worse.

"The Bourne Ultimatum" is fucking excellent.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #453 on: July 08, 2015, 06:45:25 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on July 08, 2015, 05:15:19 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 08, 2015, 05:14:00 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on July 08, 2015, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on July 08, 2015, 03:43:16 PM
I've neither seen any of the American Pie movies nor ever had a desire to. I doubt either of these will change.

I've never seen any Fast and Furious or Bourne Identity or Spiderman movies. This makes me a superior human being to all those who have. But the first American Pie isn't bad. If you get stuck watching it you may laugh.

I think I've seen three of the Fast & Furious movies and all of the Bourne/Spiderman franchises. If those are your yardstick for bad human beings ... well, I've seen a lot worse.

"The Bourne Ultimatum" is fucking excellent.

Matt Damon Bourne is fine. Needed more Franka Potente.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #454 on: July 08, 2015, 07:32:28 PM »
I have also seen several movies in my lifetime.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #455 on: July 08, 2015, 09:24:12 PM »

Two players and the manager thrown out over the last two games?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #456 on: July 08, 2015, 09:29:40 PM »
Quote from: flannj on July 08, 2015, 09:24:12 PM

Two players and the manager thrown out over the last two games?

Buy stock in Desitin.


Another satisfying episode of "When Cardinals Become Unhinged".

I could get used to this.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #457 on: July 08, 2015, 10:08:15 PM »
I just remembered that I hate baseball
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #458 on: July 08, 2015, 10:26:56 PM »

Despite the nut-punch tell me that you don't feel better about this team and where they are in relation to the Cardinals after this series.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #459 on: July 08, 2015, 10:29:55 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 08, 2015, 10:08:15 PM
I just remembered that I hate baseball

I just remembered that I hate the ever useless Starlin Fucking Castro...and gutless fucking replay umps who can't see a ball that clearly landed on a fucking white line.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #460 on: July 08, 2015, 10:40:09 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 08, 2015, 09:29:40 PM
Quote from: flannj on July 08, 2015, 09:24:12 PM

Two players and the manager thrown out over the last two games?

Buy stock in Desitin.


Another satisfying episode of "When Cardinals Become Unhinged".

I could get used to this.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #461 on: July 08, 2015, 10:49:17 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 08, 2015, 10:29:55 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 08, 2015, 10:08:15 PM
I just remembered that I hate baseball

I just remembered that I hate the ever useless Starlin Fucking Castro...and gutless fucking replay umps who can't see a ball that clearly landed on a fucking white line.

I think you need a new TV: it was definitely foul.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #462 on: July 08, 2015, 11:43:17 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 08, 2015, 10:49:17 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on July 08, 2015, 10:29:55 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 08, 2015, 10:08:15 PM
I just remembered that I hate baseball

I just remembered that I hate the ever useless Starlin Fucking Castro...and gutless fucking replay umps who can't see a ball that clearly landed on a fucking white line.

I think you need a new TV: it was definitely foul.

Yeah. Wet conditions so there wouldn't be much chalk flying up, but that was not "clearly" on the line.

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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #463 on: July 09, 2015, 08:24:01 AM »
Quote from: flannj on July 08, 2015, 10:26:56 PM

Despite the nut-punch tell me that you don't feel better about this team and where they are in relation to the Cardinals after this series.

The Cubs lost their starter after one inning, had to scrap back against Wacha and only a bad Strop outing kept it from being a huge win.

Yeah, I would have loved this one in the left column, but the Cards should have slammed the door shut on this one a lot earlier.
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Re: Let's look forward to the Cardinals Methocalypse
« Reply #464 on: July 09, 2015, 08:27:36 AM »
Quote from: flannj on July 08, 2015, 10:26:56 PM

Despite the nut-punch tell me that you don't feel better about this team and where they are in relation to the Cardinals after this series.

I'm gonna say I do. They could have had that game last night but that shit just happens. It happens against all teams. I remember some no name dickhead on the Pirates doing it to us not that long ago so if it's going to be Peralta, a guy who can actually hit - what are you going to say about it?

It sucked but a split was a good thing and now they can really sink their teeth into the soft part of the schedule - while the Pirates tear up that ass.