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« on: December 10, 2011, 08:19:31 PM »
http://espn.go.com/dallas/story/_/id/7338271/ryan-braun-milwaukee-brewers-tests-positive-performance-enhancing-drug
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2011, 08:49:24 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on December 10, 2011, 08:19:31 PM
http://espn.go.com/dallas/story/_/id/7338271/ryan-braun-milwaukee-brewers-tests-positive-performance-enhancing-drug

You know, I thought there was no way this post would live up to the thread title, but damn if it didn't.
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2011, 09:07:00 PM »
Also, nice 24 second FACE of Tubbs
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2011, 10:47:40 PM »
So, is "Braun" Hebrew for "Sosa?"
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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2011, 11:52:37 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 10, 2011, 10:47:40 PM
So, is "Braun" Hebrew for "Sosa Pujols?"
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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2011, 07:49:22 AM »
The Hebrew Hypodermic?
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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2011, 04:21:41 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 10, 2011, 10:47:40 PM
So, is "Braun" Hebrew for "Sosa?"

More likely Giambi.  Sosa never got caught.
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2011, 04:24:18 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 11, 2011, 04:21:41 PM
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on December 10, 2011, 10:47:40 PM
So, is "Braun" Hebrew for "Sosa?"

More likely Giambi.  Sosa never got caught.

You'd think the Zionist conspiracy would have covered this up for him.
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2011, 04:41:24 PM »
While this is fun and all, I can't help but wonder if the abnormally high count, even for guys who get caught, might point to a bad test.
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2011, 04:43:27 PM »
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
While this is fun and all, I can't help but wonder if the abnormally high count, even for guys who get caught, might point to a bad test.

I have a feeling he gets vindicated.
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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 08:50:08 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
While this is fun and all, I can't help but wonder if the abnormally high count, even for guys who get caught, might point to a bad test.

I have a feeling he gets vindicated.

You're (supposedly) correct and this thread title is, now more than ever, extremely appropriate.  It was (supposedly) a false-positive triggered by herpes medication.

http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/ryan_braun_reportedly_has_herpes/8737903
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 09:47:10 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 15, 2011, 08:50:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
While this is fun and all, I can't help but wonder if the abnormally high count, even for guys who get caught, might point to a bad test.

I have a feeling he gets vindicated.

You're (supposedly) correct and this thread title is, now more than ever, extremely appropriate.  It was (supposedly) a false-positive triggered by herpes medication.

http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/ryan_braun_reportedly_has_herpes/8737903

AHAHAHAHAHA!
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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2011, 10:09:06 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 15, 2011, 08:50:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
While this is fun and all, I can't help but wonder if the abnormally high count, even for guys who get caught, might point to a bad test.

I have a feeling he gets vindicated.

You're (supposedly) correct and this thread title is, now more than ever, extremely appropriate.  It was (supposedly) a false-positive triggered by herpes medication.

http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/ryan_braun_reportedly_has_herpes/8737903

That's Tuesday's news.

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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2011, 10:13:23 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on December 15, 2011, 08:50:08 AM
Quote from: Slaky on December 11, 2011, 04:43:27 PM
Quote from: Fork on December 11, 2011, 04:41:24 PM
While this is fun and all, I can't help but wonder if the abnormally high count, even for guys who get caught, might point to a bad test.

I have a feeling he gets vindicated.

You're (supposedly) correct and this thread title is, now more than ever, extremely appropriate.  It was (supposedly) a false-positive triggered by herpes medication.

http://www.yardbarker.com/mlb/articles/ryan_braun_reportedly_has_herpes/8737903

But he gets to play in the first 50 games, which is the bad part. I'd rather find out he was a juicer. But at least we have something to make fun of him about. Even if most of his teammates and probably most of the Cubs have herpes, too.
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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2011, 01:20:55 PM »
But what if he got the herp from a lass like Marisa Miller?*

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