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Internet Apex
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« Reply #135 on: March 27, 2012, 10:04:08 AM »
Bitch, please.

http://www.nfl.com/features/bracketology/alltimeteams
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« Reply #136 on: March 27, 2012, 10:07:34 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 27, 2012, 10:04:08 AM
Bitch, please.

http://www.nfl.com/features/bracketology/alltimeteams

The 76 Raiders? Really? Raiders fans are the greatest trolls on the internet.
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"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #137 on: March 27, 2012, 10:10:27 AM »
Quote from: SKO on March 27, 2012, 10:07:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 27, 2012, 10:04:08 AM
Bitch, please.

http://www.nfl.com/features/bracketology/alltimeteams

The 76 Raiders? Really? Raiders fans are the greatest trolls on the internet.

HEY! #lebronsdong

They're fucking wannabes. Bears fans are too busy driving trucks and working construction to vote on the internet, otherweiss we'd push dat number up into da high hundrets my friendt.
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« Reply #138 on: March 27, 2012, 10:14:04 AM »
Quote from: SKO on March 27, 2012, 10:07:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 27, 2012, 10:04:08 AM
Bitch, please.

http://www.nfl.com/features/bracketology/alltimeteams

The 76 Raiders? Really? Raiders fans are the greatest trolls on the internet.

Can someone tell me how this turned out? The Googles pointed me here, but I don't have 20 minutes to spare.
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« Reply #139 on: March 27, 2012, 10:31:39 AM »
14-10 Raiders in the 3rd. McMahon fumbles in the red zone but the Bears sack/strip Stabler and get it right back. Three plays later, Payton puts the beloved on top with a nine-yard scamper. Butthead makes it 17-14. The Bears D sacks Stabler three times in the fourth.

After 66-yard Ray Guy punt, McMahon throws a pick returned inside the Bears' five. Stabler hits Bradshaw for a TD on the first play. 21-17, Raiders. 7 minutes left.

McMahon, Suhey and Payton lead the Bears down to the Raiders 27, where they face a 4th and 2 with 3:01 left. Ditka goes for it: Payton is stopped short by Jack Tatum (fuck you).

Stabler connects on a deep pass play for a TD to ice it.

I don't understand this Kurt Evans simulation at all. In fact, I don't know how he managed to put it all together with Ken Stabler's dong hanging out of his mouth.


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« Reply #140 on: March 27, 2012, 11:00:00 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 27, 2012, 10:31:39 AM
14-10 Raiders in the 3rd. McMahon fumbles in the red zone but the Bears sack/strip Stabler and get it right back. Three plays later, Payton puts the beloved on top with a nine-yard scamper. Butthead makes it 17-14. The Bears D sacks Stabler three times in the fourth.

After 66-yard Ray Guy punt, McMahon throws a pick returned inside the Bears' five. Stabler hits Bradshaw for a TD on the first play. 21-17, Raiders. 7 minutes left.

McMahon, Suhey and Payton lead the Bears down to the Raiders 27, where they face a 4th and 2 with 3:01 left. Ditka goes for it: Payton is stopped short by Jack Tatum (fuck you).

Stabler connects on a deep pass play for a TD to ice it.

I don't understand this Kurt Evans simulation at all. In fact, I don't know how he managed to put it all together with Ken Stabler's dong hanging out of his mouth.



At least they managed to find Guy hiding on the sidelines and convince him to go into the game.
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« Reply #141 on: March 27, 2012, 11:50:57 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 27, 2012, 10:31:39 AM
14-10 Raiders in the 3rd. McMahon fumbles in the red zone but the Bears sack/strip Stabler and get it right back. Three plays later, Payton puts the beloved on top with a nine-yard scamper. Butthead makes it 17-14. The Bears D sacks Stabler three times in the fourth.

After 66-yard Ray Guy punt, McMahon throws a pick returned inside the Bears' five. Stabler hits Bradshaw for a TD on the first play. 21-17, Raiders. 7 minutes left.

McMahon, Suhey and Payton lead the Bears down to the Raiders 27, where they face a 4th and 2 with 3:01 left. Ditka goes for it: Payton is stopped short by Jack Tatum (fuck you).

Stabler connects on a deep pass play for a TD to ice it.

I don't understand this Kurt Evans simulation at all. In fact, I don't know how he managed to put it all together with Ken Stabler's dong hanging out of his mouth.




The simulation running in my head had was Kenny Stabler being hauled to Northwestern Memorial Hospital, then the Cook County Medical Examiner's Office, as the Raiders hustle to bring back George Blanda.
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« Reply #142 on: March 28, 2012, 02:33:49 PM »
Whoa.

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« Reply #143 on: March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM »
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.
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« Reply #144 on: March 28, 2012, 02:46:15 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.


Chuck didn't see this, so we got https://twitter.com/#/ivychat/status/185088038437789696 . Glorious.
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http://www.pro-football-reference.com/blog/?p=545

"Plummer, in 1999, "contributed" 1,017 fewer yards to the Cardinals than the league average QB would have brought to the table. As far as modern seasons go, Plummer's '99 stands as the worst."
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« Reply #145 on: March 28, 2012, 03:49:50 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 28, 2012, 02:46:15 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.


Chuck didn't see this, so we got https://twitter.com/#/ivychat/status/185088038437789696 . Glorious.

WENDELL KIM!
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« Reply #146 on: March 28, 2012, 03:58:43 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 28, 2012, 03:49:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 28, 2012, 02:46:15 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.


Chuck didn't see this, so we got https://twitter.com/#/ivychat/status/185088038437789696 . Glorious.

WENDELL KIM!

WEND L. QUIM?
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« Reply #147 on: March 28, 2012, 04:05:44 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 28, 2012, 03:58:43 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on March 28, 2012, 03:49:50 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 28, 2012, 02:46:15 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.


Chuck didn't see this, so we got https://twitter.com/#/ivychat/status/185088038437789696 . Glorious.

WENDELL KIM!

WEND L. QUIM?

When, Dell Quim?
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« Reply #148 on: March 28, 2012, 09:24:59 PM »
Quote from: SKO on March 28, 2012, 02:46:15 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.


Chuck didn't see this, so we got https://twitter.com/#/ivychat/status/185088038437789696 . Glorious.

Please tell me someone got a screenshot.
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« Reply #149 on: March 28, 2012, 09:49:07 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on March 28, 2012, 09:24:59 PM
Quote from: SKO on March 28, 2012, 02:46:15 PM
Quote from: PenPho on March 28, 2012, 02:35:18 PM
DPD.

Fake.
Stupid Twitter.

Apologies.


Chuck didn't see this, so we got https://twitter.com/#/ivychat/status/185088038437789696 . Glorious.

Please tell me someone got a screenshot.

It's still up. But here...
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