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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #105 on: February 02, 2012, 08:27:13 AM »
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2012, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on February 01, 2012, 08:32:48 PM
The Sensible Moderate finally comes off the fence.

Why do I picture both Newt and the Donald rolling out in blue leisure suits for the announcement?

I was thinking they'd come out with newer, younger, trophy wives.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #106 on: February 02, 2012, 10:52:21 AM »
"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #107 on: February 02, 2012, 10:54:54 AM »

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #108 on: February 02, 2012, 10:58:31 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on February 02, 2012, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 02, 2012, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2012, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on February 01, 2012, 08:32:48 PM
The Sensible Moderate finally comes off the fence.

Why do I picture both Newt and the Donald rolling out in blue leisure suits for the announcement?

I was thinking they'd come out with newer, younger, trophy wives.

Trump pulls the reverse.


I gotta say that I love the AP's choice of photo for Trump.  I mean, they must have thousands of photos of him, and this is the one they choose.

I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #109 on: February 02, 2012, 11:20:21 AM »
Holy shit. That made my day.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #110 on: February 02, 2012, 11:22:59 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on February 02, 2012, 10:58:31 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 02, 2012, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 02, 2012, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2012, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on February 01, 2012, 08:32:48 PM
The Sensible Moderate finally comes off the fence.

Why do I picture both Newt and the Donald rolling out in blue leisure suits for the announcement?

I was thinking they'd come out with newer, younger, trophy wives.

Trump pulls the reverse.


I gotta say that I love the AP's choice of photo for Trump.  I mean, they must have thousands of photos of him, and this is the one they choose.



Agreed.

They should have used this:


Or this:

Chuck to Chuck

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #111 on: February 02, 2012, 12:02:16 PM »
Well done, Mitt.


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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #112 on: February 02, 2012, 05:57:45 PM »
Quote from: BH on February 02, 2012, 10:54:54 AM
Quote from: PenPho on February 02, 2012, 10:52:21 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on February 02, 2012, 08:27:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on February 02, 2012, 08:14:23 AM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on February 01, 2012, 08:32:48 PM
The Sensible Moderate finally comes off the fence.

Why do I picture both Newt and the Donald rolling out in blue leisure suits for the announcement?

I was thinking they'd come out with newer, younger, trophy wives.

Trump pulls the reverse.



A blow to Romney's campaign.

I finally understand the architecture of his combover.  He combs it from the left side of his head to the right side.  Then he combs it from the back to the front and pastes it down in front.  Very clever.  Bizarre.  But clever.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #113 on: February 05, 2012, 11:14:57 AM »
O, sweet metaphor...

Quote"Unlike Governor Romney, I care very deeply about helping the poorest Americans," he said. "I believe that the Declaration of Independence's commitment that our creator endowed us with the right to pursue happiness extends to the poorest Americans and I think one of the great challenges of conservatism is to turn the safety net into a trampoline."

I imagine Gingrich sitting on his campaign bus and beaming with pride after writing out that sentence.

"You've done it again, Newton!"
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #114 on: February 15, 2012, 12:38:07 PM »
Holy Wars... The Punishment Due:

QuoteDave Mustaine, leader of the heavy metal band Megadeth, is ready to rock out for Rick Santorum.

"Earlier in the election, I was completely oblivious as to who Rick Santorum was, but when the dude went home to be with his daughter when she was sick, that was very commendable," Mustaine recently told MusicRadar.com.  "... You know, I think Santorum has some presidential qualities, and I'm hoping that if it does come down to it, we'll see a Republican in the White House... and that it's Rick Santorum."

Gilling the comments...

Quote from: MisterJay EmCan Metallica kick him out of the band again?
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #115 on: February 15, 2012, 02:09:57 PM »
From Rasmussen daily tracking, nation-wide preference for GOP voters:

QuoteSantorum leads with with 39%, followed by Mitt Romney at 27%, Newt Gingrich at 15% and Ron Paul at 10%.

Wow.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #116 on: February 15, 2012, 03:56:53 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 15, 2012, 02:09:57 PM
From Rasmussen daily tracking, nation-wide preference for GOP voters:

QuoteSantorum leads with with 39%, followed by Mitt Romney at 27%, Newt Gingrich at 15% and Ron Paul at 10%.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/election_2012_archive/january_20122/national_poll_gingrich_35_romney_28_santorum_16_paul_10

QuoteNational Poll: Gingrich 35%, Romney 28%, Santorum 16%, Paul 10%

After his game-changing win in South Carolina, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich continues to ride his surge to the front of the pack among likely Republican primary voters nationwide. He now leads Mitt Romney by seven points.

Wow.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/rasmussen-cain-26-romney-23-gingrich-14_607724.html

QuoteA new national poll of 1,000 likely GOP primary voters from Rasmussen gives Herman Cain a slight lead at 26 percent, with Romney close behind at 23 percent and Gingrich in third at 14 percent. The remaining Republican candidates all received less than 10 percent. Only 32 percent of those polled, however, considered themselves "firmly committed" to their preferred candidate.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/gop_primary_perry_29_romney_18_bachmann_13

QuoteGOP Primary: Perry 29%, Romney 18%, Bachmann 13%

Texas Governor Rick Perry, the new face in the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, has jumped to a double-digit lead over Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann with the other announced candidates trailing even further behind.

Wow.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #117 on: February 15, 2012, 04:01:07 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 15, 2012, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 15, 2012, 02:09:57 PM
From Rasmussen daily tracking, nation-wide preference for GOP voters:

QuoteSantorum leads with with 39%, followed by Mitt Romney at 27%, Newt Gingrich at 15% and Ron Paul at 10%.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/election_2012_archive/january_20122/national_poll_gingrich_35_romney_28_santorum_16_paul_10

QuoteNational Poll: Gingrich 35%, Romney 28%, Santorum 16%, Paul 10%

After his game-changing win in South Carolina, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich continues to ride his surge to the front of the pack among likely Republican primary voters nationwide. He now leads Mitt Romney by seven points.

Wow.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/rasmussen-cain-26-romney-23-gingrich-14_607724.html

QuoteA new national poll of 1,000 likely GOP primary voters from Rasmussen gives Herman Cain a slight lead at 26 percent, with Romney close behind at 23 percent and Gingrich in third at 14 percent. The remaining Republican candidates all received less than 10 percent. Only 32 percent of those polled, however, considered themselves "firmly committed" to their preferred candidate.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/gop_primary_perry_29_romney_18_bachmann_13

QuoteGOP Primary: Perry 29%, Romney 18%, Bachmann 13%

Texas Governor Rick Perry, the new face in the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, has jumped to a double-digit lead over Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann with the other announced candidates trailing even further behind.

Wow.

I think what Tank means is these people are all a bunch of fickle mush-heads.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #118 on: February 15, 2012, 04:01:46 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 15, 2012, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 15, 2012, 02:09:57 PM
From Rasmussen daily tracking, nation-wide preference for GOP voters:

QuoteSantorum leads with with 39%, followed by Mitt Romney at 27%, Newt Gingrich at 15% and Ron Paul at 10%.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/election_2012_archive/january_20122/national_poll_gingrich_35_romney_28_santorum_16_paul_10

QuoteNational Poll: Gingrich 35%, Romney 28%, Santorum 16%, Paul 10%

After his game-changing win in South Carolina, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich continues to ride his surge to the front of the pack among likely Republican primary voters nationwide. He now leads Mitt Romney by seven points.

Wow.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/rasmussen-cain-26-romney-23-gingrich-14_607724.html

QuoteA new national poll of 1,000 likely GOP primary voters from Rasmussen gives Herman Cain a slight lead at 26 percent, with Romney close behind at 23 percent and Gingrich in third at 14 percent. The remaining Republican candidates all received less than 10 percent. Only 32 percent of those polled, however, considered themselves "firmly committed" to their preferred candidate.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/gop_primary_perry_29_romney_18_bachmann_13

QuoteGOP Primary: Perry 29%, Romney 18%, Bachmann 13%

Texas Governor Rick Perry, the new face in the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, has jumped to a double-digit lead over Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann with the other announced candidates trailing even further behind.

Wow.

Indeed.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #119 on: February 15, 2012, 04:09:35 PM »
Quote from: CT III on February 15, 2012, 04:01:07 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 15, 2012, 03:56:53 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 15, 2012, 02:09:57 PM
From Rasmussen daily tracking, nation-wide preference for GOP voters:

QuoteSantorum leads with with 39%, followed by Mitt Romney at 27%, Newt Gingrich at 15% and Ron Paul at 10%.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/archive/election_2012_archive/january_20122/national_poll_gingrich_35_romney_28_santorum_16_paul_10

QuoteNational Poll: Gingrich 35%, Romney 28%, Santorum 16%, Paul 10%

After his game-changing win in South Carolina, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich continues to ride his surge to the front of the pack among likely Republican primary voters nationwide. He now leads Mitt Romney by seven points.

Wow.

http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/rasmussen-cain-26-romney-23-gingrich-14_607724.html

QuoteA new national poll of 1,000 likely GOP primary voters from Rasmussen gives Herman Cain a slight lead at 26 percent, with Romney close behind at 23 percent and Gingrich in third at 14 percent. The remaining Republican candidates all received less than 10 percent. Only 32 percent of those polled, however, considered themselves "firmly committed" to their preferred candidate.

Wow.

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/elections/election_2012/election_2012_presidential_election/gop_primary_perry_29_romney_18_bachmann_13

QuoteGOP Primary: Perry 29%, Romney 18%, Bachmann 13%

Texas Governor Rick Perry, the new face in the race for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination, has jumped to a double-digit lead over Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann with the other announced candidates trailing even further behind.

Wow.

I think what Tank means is these people are all a bunch of fickle mush-heads.

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