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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #135 on: February 29, 2012, 09:35:29 AM »
I suppose trying to sidestep the jokes completely is probably more work than it's worth at this point...

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #136 on: February 29, 2012, 09:58:18 AM »
Thanks for the coupons.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #137 on: February 29, 2012, 10:52:37 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 09:35:29 AM
I suppose trying to sidestep the jokes completely is probably more work than it's worth at this point...



That's a long-overdue honor for the late Bernie Mac.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #138 on: February 29, 2012, 01:49:30 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 29, 2012, 10:52:37 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 09:35:29 AM
I suppose trying to sidestep the jokes completely is probably more work than it's worth at this point...



That's a long-overdue honor for the late Bernie Mac.

Bernie Mac? The second-biggest pants-shitter in Cubs history? Bah!
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #139 on: February 29, 2012, 05:30:23 PM »
http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/02/29/grand_ayatollah_or_grand_old_party?page=0,0

QuoteOne is a religious fanatic railing against secularism, the role of women in the workplace, and the evils of higher education, as he seeks to impose his draconian moral values upon the state. The other is the supreme leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

...

It's time to play: Khamenei or Santorum? Who said what?
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #140 on: March 01, 2012, 10:28:49 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 09:35:29 AM
I suppose trying to sidestep the jokes completely is probably more work than it's worth at this point...



Final result?  A 15-15 tie in delegates: http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/primaries/state/mi

EDIT: http://www.freep.com/article/20120301/NEWS15/120301038/Mitt-Romney-gets-Michigan-s-large-delegates

Final score: 16-14 Romney to Santorum.

I think the GOP ennui is starting to set in.

Quote"When you have a candidate few people really like, whose support is a mile wide and an inch deep, whose raison d'etre (a 4am fancy word) is fixing an economy that is fixing itself without him, and who only wins his actual, factual home state by three percentage points against a guy no one took seriously only two months ago, there really is little reason for independent voters in the general election to choose him if the economy keeps improving.

Seriously, putting it bluntly, conservatives may not like Barack Obama, but most other people do. And when faced with a guy you like and a guy you don't like who says he can fix an economy that no longer needs fixing, you're going to go with the guy you like."

-Erick Erickson, RedState.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #141 on: March 01, 2012, 03:54:37 PM »
With Illinois less than 3 weeks away, Newt is working hard for the Al Yellon endorsement.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #142 on: March 02, 2012, 08:12:47 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 01, 2012, 10:28:49 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 29, 2012, 09:35:29 AM
I suppose trying to sidestep the jokes completely is probably more work than it's worth at this point...

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Final result?  A 15-15 tie in delegates: http://www.cnn.com/election/2012/primaries/state/mi

EDIT: http://www.freep.com/article/20120301/NEWS15/120301038/Mitt-Romney-gets-Michigan-s-large-delegates

Final score: 16-14 Romney to Santorum.

I think the GOP ennui is starting to set in.

Quote"When you have a candidate few people really like, whose support is a mile wide and an inch deep, whose raison d'etre (a 4am fancy word) is fixing an economy that is fixing itself without him, and who only wins his actual, factual home state by three percentage points against a guy no one took seriously only two months ago, there really is little reason for independent voters in the general election to choose him if the economy keeps improving.

Seriously, putting it bluntly, conservatives may not like Barack Obama, but most other people do. And when faced with a guy you like and a guy you don't like who says he can fix an economy that no longer needs fixing, you're going to go with the guy you like."

-Erick Erickson, RedState.

Quotemmmmmmm mmmmmmmmfffff mmmmmmmmmffffffff mmmmmmmmmm

-Gil Gunderson, "conservative" guy who *really* likes him some Obama.
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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #143 on: March 03, 2012, 01:05:48 AM »
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #144 on: March 06, 2012, 10:22:44 AM »
Super Tuesday and a shake-up...

SHOE-IN OF THE WEEK!!



Vermont - Romney, Paul, Gingrinch, Santorum
Alaska - Paul, Romney, Gingrinch, Santorum (wild card pick)
North Dakota - Santorum, Romney, Gingrinch, Paul

Georgia - Gingrinch, Romney, Santorum, Paul
Ohio - Romney, Santorum, Gingrinch, Paul

Virginia - Romney, Paul
Oklahoma - Santorum, Romney, Gingrinch, Paul
Massachusetts - Romney, Santorum, Gingrinch, Paul
Idaho - Romney, Paul, Gingrinch, Santorum
Tennessee - Santorum, Gingrinch, Romney, Paul

EDIT: Fucking Alaska ruined my almost perfect night of picks!
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #145 on: March 06, 2012, 11:11:13 PM »
Dennis Kucinich defeated in primary by fellow incumbent Marcy Kaptur. Good fucking riddance.

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #146 on: March 07, 2012, 01:23:24 AM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 06, 2012, 11:11:13 PM
Dennis Kucinich defeated in primary by fellow incumbent Marcy Kaptur. Good fucking riddance.

Why the hate? I mean, sure, Kucinich is a joke. He's a walking 30 Rock punchline who once saw a UFO with Shirley MacLaine. But "good fucking riddance" seems weirdly vehement for that ineffectual, elfin Don Quixote.

Is there some research lurking in your database suggesting that Kucinich wasn't really in Congress to serve?

Or are you just trying to burnish your pox-on-both-houses centrist street cred for some sort of sensible-moderation-off against Huey and Gil?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #147 on: March 07, 2012, 01:28:39 AM »
Also, speaking of walking punchlines in OH-9...



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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #148 on: March 07, 2012, 07:19:50 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 07, 2012, 01:23:24 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 06, 2012, 11:11:13 PM
Dennis Kucinich defeated in primary by fellow incumbent Marcy Kaptur. Good fucking riddance.

Why the hate? I mean, sure, Kucinich is a joke. He's a walking 30 Rock punchline who once saw a UFO with Shirley MacLaine. But "good fucking riddance" seems weirdly vehement for that ineffectual, elfin Don Quixote.

Is there some research lurking in your database suggesting that Kucinich wasn't really in Congress to serve?

Or are you just trying to burnish your pox-on-both-houses centrist street cred for some sort of sensible-moderation-off against Huey and Gil?

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Re: Primary Clusterfuck 2012
« Reply #149 on: March 07, 2012, 08:46:52 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 07, 2012, 01:23:24 AM
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on March 06, 2012, 11:11:13 PM
Dennis Kucinich defeated in primary by fellow incumbent Marcy Kaptur. Good fucking riddance.

Why the hate? I mean, sure, Kucinich is a joke. He's a walking 30 Rock punchline who once saw a UFO with Shirley MacLaine. But "good fucking riddance" seems weirdly vehement for that ineffectual, elfin Don Quixote.

Is there some research lurking in your database suggesting that Kucinich wasn't really in Congress to serve?

Or are you just trying to burnish your pox-on-both-houses centrist street cred for some sort of sensible-moderation-off against Huey and Gil?

We have a winner.

Either that or Kucinich's middle name is Alfonso.