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J. Walter Weatherman
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« Reply #165 on: March 07, 2012, 01:02:39 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

That depends.

Are corn holders as patently anti-Semitic as Dennis Kucinich?
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« Reply #166 on: March 07, 2012, 02:37:22 PM »
Also Christina Hendricks' tits.
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« Reply #167 on: March 07, 2012, 03:00:50 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 07, 2012, 02:37:22 PM
Also Christina Hendricks' tits.

And Christina Hendricks' face.
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« Reply #168 on: March 07, 2012, 03:29:39 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

Being right.
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« Reply #169 on: March 07, 2012, 03:37:47 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

71-degree weather?!?  Bah.  That's ostentatiously lukewarm.

And frankly, I don't need the competition.
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« Reply #170 on: March 07, 2012, 04:13:08 PM »
71 degrees is pretty darn close to room temperature.

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« Reply #171 on: March 07, 2012, 04:24:09 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 07, 2012, 01:02:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

That depends.

Are corn holders as patently anti-Semitic as Dennis Kucinich?

Still waiting on that evidence of his alleged anti-Semitism, Chuck.

Take your time, though; I'm sure it's in the same datase as your Friedman research.
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« Reply #172 on: March 07, 2012, 04:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 07, 2012, 04:24:09 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 07, 2012, 01:02:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

That depends.

Are corn holders as patently anti-Semitic as Dennis Kucinich?

Still waiting on that evidence of his alleged anti-Semitism, Chuck.

Take your time, though; I'm sure it's in the same datase as your Friedman research.

This or this seem to point to the allegations, though I won't comment on their merit.
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« Reply #173 on: March 07, 2012, 04:37:22 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 07, 2012, 04:27:08 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 07, 2012, 04:24:09 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 07, 2012, 01:02:39 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

That depends.

Are corn holders as patently anti-Semitic as Dennis Kucinich?

Still waiting on that evidence of his alleged anti-Semitism, Chuck.

Take your time, though; I'm sure it's in the same datase as your Friedman research.

This or this seem to point to the allegations, though I won't comment on their merit.

Nice pull, Pen. This site seems totally awesome.
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« Reply #174 on: March 09, 2012, 03:19:20 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

Just reminded reading through an Apex post...

Chuck hates Brian Urlacher.
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« Reply #175 on: March 09, 2012, 03:31:49 PM »
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

There's an excellent case to be made against corn holders, at least in terms of application in holding corn.
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« Reply #176 on: March 09, 2012, 03:35:27 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on March 09, 2012, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

There's an excellent case to be made against corn holders, at least in terms of application in holding corn.

I'm not sure how you're doing it, but I think you might be doing it wrong.
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« Reply #177 on: March 09, 2012, 03:42:53 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 09, 2012, 03:35:27 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on March 09, 2012, 03:31:49 PM
Quote from: Bort on March 07, 2012, 12:26:19 PM
Can someone please get a datase together of the arbitrary, mostly inoffensive  things that Chuck hates with every fiber of his being?

Soriano
Kucinich
Christina Hendricks' ass

What else is out there?

Cereal?
Corn Holders?
The Ford Focus?
71-degree weather?

There's an excellent case to be made against corn holders, at least in terms of application in holding corn.

I'm not sure how you're doing it, but I think you might be doing it wrong.

Are you unable to hold an ear of corn? They do have one holder built in, you know. Anyway, mine are double-tined and difficult to clean. Unlike these:
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« Reply #178 on: March 09, 2012, 03:55:31 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on March 09, 2012, 03:42:53 PM
Anyway, mine are double-tined and difficult to clean.

Double-tined seems desirable, though, to keep the cob from spinning like a rolling pin.

Either double-tined or broad and flat like a good kebab skewer.
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« Reply #179 on: March 09, 2012, 04:03:57 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on March 09, 2012, 03:55:31 PM
Quote from: Wheezer on March 09, 2012, 03:42:53 PM
Anyway, mine are double-tined and difficult to clean.

Double-tined seems desirable, though, to keep the cob from spinning like a rolling pin.

Either double-tined or broad and flat like a good kebab skewer.

Yes, clearly. Although I imagine that if one thinks they're necessary in the first place, this could just confirm the idea: "Imagine what it would be like without these tools!" The corn would probably be shooting out of people's hands and poking out eyes.
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