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Question: Pretzel Rolls.  Some call them the best bread since sliced bread.  Others think they are awful "faux bread." What say you?
Best sandwich bread EVAR - 10 (40%)
Very tasty - 13 (52%)
I'll eat it if I have to - 1 (4%)
I reject the pretzel bun out of hand, as it is unnatural. - 1 (4%)
Total Voters: 25

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« on: January 17, 2012, 04:48:19 PM »

Yeah... pretzel rolls are the best sort of sandwich exterior known to man.
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 04:51:49 PM »

Argumentum ad populum is going to get you nowhere.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 04:52:23 PM »

Argumentum ad populum is going to get you nowhere.

Depends on the goal, really.
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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 04:57:59 PM »


A 1/2 lb. burger on a toasted pretzel roll works for me.
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 04:59:43 PM »

Good for everything but kosher deli.
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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 05:00:06 PM »

If you don't like pretzel rolls you probably enjoy penisburgers.
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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 05:12:24 PM »

The bread for the greatest burger known to man, so QED.
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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 05:25:38 PM »

Apparently brioche was not considered here.
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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 06:06:05 PM »

Keep patting each other on the back, sheepzel bunz.
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« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 06:43:38 PM »

They need to make a pretzel bun that covers one of those big-assed gourmet burgers, and not merely half the circumference.  That's my only complaint.
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« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 07:00:01 PM »

and not merely half the circumference

Your understanding of elementary geometry rivals that of PenFoe.
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« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 07:01:32 PM »

Oh. My. G-d.

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HB: Do you use the pretzel bun for all your sandwiches?

CHEF [Amalia, of Kuma's Mind Control Corner]: Yep. Almost everything. All our burgers. The chicken sandwich. Our pulled pork sandwich. The only one that’s not on the pretzel bun is the Slayer burger, which comes on a bed of fries. But, people will often order a bun on the side just because they want that bun.

HB: So, how has the bun worked into how you push the burger into new culinary directions?

CHEF: The thing I love about the bun is that it works in so many different facets. You can pretty much do anything with it. We made French toast with it for a special last November. It was really good!
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« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 07:02:46 PM »

and not merely half the circumference

Your understanding of elementary geometry rivals that of PenFoe.

This really made me laugh.
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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 07:17:22 PM »

I take it I missed another eventful day in the Shoutbox.
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« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 07:26:19 PM »

I take it I missed another eventful day in the Shoutbox.

Let's just call them what they are: lye bread.
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