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Pretzel Rolls.  Some call them the best bread since sliced bread.  Others think they are awful "faux bread." What say you?

Best sandwich bread EVAR
Very tasty
I'll eat it if I have to
I reject the pretzel bun out of hand, as it is unnatural.

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morpheus

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Pretzel Rolls
« on: January 17, 2012, 03:48:19 PM »
Yeah... pretzel rolls are the best sort of sandwich exterior known to man.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 03:51:49 PM »
Argumentum ad populum is going to get you nowhere.
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morpheus

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 03:52:23 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 17, 2012, 03:51:49 PM
Argumentum ad populum is going to get you nowhere.

Depends on the goal, really.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 03:57:59 PM »

A 1/2 lb. burger on a toasted pretzel roll works for me.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 03:59:43 PM »
Good for everything but kosher deli.

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 04:00:06 PM »
If you don't like pretzel rolls you probably enjoy penisburgers.

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 04:12:24 PM »
The bread for the greatest burger known to man, so QED.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 04:25:38 PM »
Apparently brioche was not considered here.

Wheezer

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 05:06:05 PM »
Keep patting each other on the back, sheepzel bunz.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 05:43:38 PM »
They need to make a pretzel bun that covers one of those big-assed gourmet burgers, and not merely half the circumference.  That's my only complaint.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 06:00:01 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on January 17, 2012, 05:43:38 PM
and not merely half the circumference

Your understanding of elementary geometry rivals that of PenFoe.
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Wheezer

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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 06:01:32 PM »
Oh. My. G-d.

QuoteHB: Do you use the pretzel bun for all your sandwiches?

CHEF [Amalia, of Kuma's Mind Control Corner]: Yep. Almost everything. All our burgers. The chicken sandwich. Our pulled pork sandwich. The only one that's not on the pretzel bun is the Slayer burger, which comes on a bed of fries. But, people will often order a bun on the side just because they want that bun.

HB: So, how has the bun worked into how you push the burger into new culinary directions?

CHEF: The thing I love about the bun is that it works in so many different facets. You can pretty much do anything with it. We made French toast with it for a special last November. It was really good!
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 06:02:46 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on January 17, 2012, 06:00:01 PM
Quote from: PANK! on January 17, 2012, 05:43:38 PM
and not merely half the circumference

Your understanding of elementary geometry rivals that of PenFoe.

This really made me laugh.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 06:17:22 PM »
I take it I missed another eventful day in the Shoutbox.
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Re: Pretzel Rolls
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 06:26:19 PM »
Quote from: Bort on January 17, 2012, 06:17:22 PM
I take it I missed another eventful day in the Shoutbox.

Let's just call them what they are: lye bread.
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