The really shitty thread title for the 2012 Cubs Spring Training

[Chuck to Chuck]

I wonder how well Soriano played in that Series?

He dropped a fly ball off the bat of Rizzo in the bottom of the 8th to allow Castro to score from 1st for the winning run in game 7.

Robin Ventura forgot to defensive switch him out.

[Internet Apex]

I wonder how well Soriano played in that Series?

He dropped a fly ball off the bat of Rizzo in the bottom of the 8th to allow Castro to score from 1st for the winning run in game 7.

Robin Ventura forgot to defensive switch him out.

I'll allow it.

[CBStew]

I won't bury this in the video game threads.

This needs to be seen by all. Pretend it's not fake. Holy shit.

http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/03/06/anything-you-can-do/

I knew that it wasn't real the minute I saw those tall buildings.  Those buildings weren't there in 1908.

[PANK!]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

[Internet Apex]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

Meh.

[Gilgamesh]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

Meh.

Fuck Solar, eh?  Finally, I think we may have found a form of rap music that even Morts can get behind.

[morpheus]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

Meh.

Fuck Solar, eh?  Finally, I think we may have found a form of rap music that even Morts can get behind.

(||)

Hey, if solar could produce energy on the scale and scope necessary to power a modern economy I'd be all for it.  Same for biodiesel, wind, geothermal, and bottled HUEYANGER.

[morpheus]

DPD. I forgot FIREBARN energy.

[R-V]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

Meh.

Fuck Solar, eh?  Finally, I think we may have found a form of rap music that even Morts can get behind.

(||)

Hey, if solar could produce energy on the scale and scope necessary to power a modern economy I'd be all for it.  Same for biodiesel, wind, geothermal, and bottled HUEYANGER.

A cocktail of HUEYANGER, Apexbutthurt, and Pat Robertson leg press juice could provide enough energy to power not just Earth but multiple Newt colonies in outer space.

[morpheus]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

Meh.

Fuck Solar, eh?  Finally, I think we may have found a form of rap music that even Morts can get behind.

(||)

Hey, if solar could produce energy on the scale and scope necessary to power a modern economy I'd be all for it.  Same for biodiesel, wind, geothermal, and bottled HUEYANGER.

A cocktail of HUEYANGER, Apexbutthurt, and Pat Robertson leg press juice could provide enough energy to power not just Earth but multiple Newt colonies in outer space.

Something something best idea since Daryle Ward Pizza something.

[R-V]

Hey doesn't anybody around here still talk about SPORTS?

An international scouting director predicted to MLB Network's Peter Gammons that the Cubs will sign Cuban outfielder Jorge Soler to a contract worth $27 million.

Meh.

Fuck Solar, eh?  Finally, I think we may have found a form of rap music that even Morts can get behind.

(||)

Hey, if solar could produce energy on the scale and scope necessary to power a modern economy I'd be all for it.  Same for biodiesel, wind, geothermal, and bottled HUEYANGER.

A cocktail of HUEYANGER, Apexbutthurt, and Pat Robertson leg press juice could provide enough energy to power not just Earth but multiple Newt colonies in outer space.

Something something best idea since Daryle Ward Pizza something.

Speaking of great ideas...Snork Rotation Wood Minors?

It’s been hinted at for weeks, and, if you’ve been paying attention to Spring Training, you won’t be terribly surprised to learn that Jeff Samardzija is now a near lock to win a spot in the Chicago Cubs’ otherwise very crowded rotation.

If Samardzija nails down that number four spot in the rotation – behind Garza, Dempster, and Maholm – the Cubs will be left choosing from Chris Volstad, Randy Wells, and Travis Wood (and, technically, Rodrigo Lopez and Casey Coleman) for the final spot. Wood has pitched poorly this Spring, and, since he’s freely optionable to AAA Iowa, he’ll probably start the year there.

[Slaky]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

[Internet Apex]

How does Randy Wells not nab that 5th spot? What has he turned into that he's not a lock to secure a place in THIS "otherwise crowded" rotation? I've never liked the son of a bitch.

[Internet Apex]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

I've already got him penciled in as Lou Gehrig. So fuck your geigh magazine.

[PenPho]

I managed to discover that Anthony Rizzo is still listed as a Padre in my copy of the 2012 Prospectus and wouldn't you know it - they say he's fit to be an Adam LaRoche clone.

So just keep that in mind if you've got an delusions about Rizzo being the next Adrian Gonzalez.

FACT: I saw Rizzo hit one out to left-center on Friday, must have been 400 feet.
INSIDE SCOOP: He's gonna be totally awesome.