2012 Chicago Cubs

[Sterling Archer]

Ryan Dempster announced as the Cubs' Opening Day starter. For the last time?

[Chuck to Chuck]

NOT TODAY, ZURG!

[Waco Kid]

Ryan Dempster announced as the Cubs' Opening Day starter. For the last time?

So who hits the grand slam off of him?

[Tonker]

Ryan Dempster announced as the Cubs' Opening Day starter. For the last time?

So who hits the grand slam off of him?

Depends who's batting cleanup in the top of the first.

[BH]

This is the only offseason list of guys the Cubs want before opening day you should read. DaRoosa? check.
And our number one target - 54 yr old roy oswalt. Genius.

[PenPho]

This is the only offseason list of guys the Cubs want before opening day you should read. DaRoosa? check.
And our number one target - 54 yr old roy oswalt. Genius.

8. Ryan Flaherty - He joins Andrew Sisco and Donnie Veal as the notable Rule 5's to be taken from the Cubs.

With company like that, this is obviously going to come back to haunt us.

4. Jerome Williams

Wait...seriously?

3. Mike Pelfrey

Clearly what the Cubs need is another mediocre guy fighting for that last spot in the rotation.

1. Roy Oswalt - The Cubs are in need of starting pitching, and if they are considering a run in 2012, adding Roy Oswalt would not be a bad idea.

Anyone who thinks that the Cubs are considering a run in 2012 should not be writing on the internet.

I'm not sure I should hate or thank BH for continuing to troll the internet to find the stupidest people to link to.

[BH]

This is the only offseason list of guys the Cubs want before opening day you should read. DaRoosa? check.
And our number one target - 54 yr old roy oswalt. Genius.

8. Ryan Flaherty - He joins Andrew Sisco and Donnie Veal as the notable Rule 5's to be taken from the Cubs.

With company like that, this is obviously going to come back to haunt us.

4. Jerome Williams

Wait...seriously?

3. Mike Pelfrey

Clearly what the Cubs need is another mediocre guy fighting for that last spot in the rotation.

1. Roy Oswalt - The Cubs are in need of starting pitching, and if they are considering a run in 2012, adding Roy Oswalt would not be a bad idea.

Anyone who thinks that the Cubs are considering a run in 2012 should not be writing on the internet.

I'm not sure I should hate or thank BH for continuing to troll the internet to find the stupidest people to link to.

When i saw the daroosa mention, I assumed Tec wrote the article.  If i'm right, Pen's days are numbered.

[Fork]

This is the only offseason list of guys the Cubs want before opening day you should read. DaRoosa? check.
And our number one target - 54 yr old roy oswalt. Genius.

Anyone on Bleacher Report makes Alvin look like Bill James.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

This is the only offseason list of guys the Cubs want before opening day you should read. DaRoosa? check.
And our number one target - 54 yr old roy oswalt. Genius.

8. Ryan Flaherty - He joins Andrew Sisco and Donnie Veal as the notable Rule 5's to be taken from the Cubs.

With company like that, this is obviously going to come back to haunt us.

4. Jerome Williams

Wait...seriously?

3. Mike Pelfrey

Clearly what the Cubs need is another mediocre guy fighting for that last spot in the rotation.

1. Roy Oswalt - The Cubs are in need of starting pitching, and if they are considering a run in 2012, adding Roy Oswalt would not be a bad idea.

Anyone who thinks that the Cubs are considering a run in 2012 should not be writing on the internet.

I'm not sure I should hate or thank BH for continuing to troll the internet to find the stupidest people to link to.

When i saw the daroosa mention, I assumed Tec wrote the article.  If i'm right, Pen's days are numbered.

DA CUBBIEZ NEVER SHOODA GOT RID OF DAROOSA!


Pen knows I didn't write this.  If I had, Dave Patton would have been #1.

[Sterling Archer]

The Cubs are missing some pretty important names on this list.

The Audi Legends Suite provides a premier space to watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field with a view into the Cubs’ dugout. Each suite rental includes a visit from a former Cubs player such as Hall of Famers Ernie Banks, Fergie Jenkins and Billy Williams, or fan favorites such as Doug Glanville, Randy Hundley, Dave Otto, Milt Pappas, Scott Sanderson, Lee Smith, Tim Stoddard, Rick Sutcliffe, Steve Trout and others. Each guest will receive an autographed baseball and ball cube (||) from that day’s former Cubs player.

Dave Otto was popular?  Was I too young for Ottomania?  Anyway, I'm pumped to someday hang out with a middle-aged Ryan Theriot who's finally back on the wrong side of the rivalry.  Or Aramis Ramirez fuck that lazy asshole.  Hopefully I'll get to see Augie Ojeda, Terry Mulholland, three-time World Series champion and former Philadelphia Phillies manager Ryne Sandberg, Lassie Edmonds, and Mark DaRoosa too.  Thanks, Audi!

[CT III]

The Cubs are missing some pretty important names on this list.

The Audi Legends Suite provides a premier space to watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field with a view into the Cubs’ dugout. Each suite rental includes a visit from a former Cubs player such as Hall of Famers Ernie Banks, Fergie Jenkins and Billy Williams, or fan favorites such as Doug Glanville, Randy Hundley, Dave Otto, Milt Pappas, Scott Sanderson, Lee Smith, Tim Stoddard, Rick Sutcliffe, Steve Trout and others. Each guest will receive an autographed baseball and ball cube (||) from that day’s former Cubs player.

Dave Otto was popular?  Was I too young for Ottomania?  Anyway, I'm pumped to someday hang out with a middle-aged Ryan Theriot who's finally back on the wrong side of the rivalry.  Or Aramis Ramirez fuck that lazy asshole.  Hopefully I'll get to see Augie Ojeda, Terry Mulholland, three-time World Series champion and former Philadelphia Phillies manager Ryne Sandberg, Lassie Edmonds, and Mark DaRoosa too.  Thanks, Audi!

I would pay $1,000.00 to sit in the Audi Legends Suite if it meant I got to watch Milt Pappas and Huey discuss how that no-good ratfuck Bruce Froemming wrecked Milt's chances at a perfect game.

[SKO]

The Cubs are missing some pretty important names on this list.

The Audi Legends Suite provides a premier space to watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field with a view into the Cubs’ dugout. Each suite rental includes a visit from a former Cubs player such as Hall of Famers Ernie Banks, Fergie Jenkins and Billy Williams, or fan favorites such as Doug Glanville, Randy Hundley, Dave Otto, Milt Pappas, Scott Sanderson, Lee Smith, Tim Stoddard, Rick Sutcliffe, Steve Trout and others. Each guest will receive an autographed baseball and ball cube (||) from that day’s former Cubs player.

Dave Otto was popular?  Was I too young for Ottomania?  Anyway, I'm pumped to someday hang out with a middle-aged Ryan Theriot who's finally back on the wrong side of the rivalry.  Or Aramis Ramirez fuck that lazy asshole.  Hopefully I'll get to see Augie Ojeda, Terry Mulholland, three-time World Series champion and former Philadelphia Phillies manager Ryne Sandberg, Lassie Edmonds, and Mark DaRoosa too.  Thanks, Audi!

I would pay $1,000.00 to sit in the Audi Legends Suite if it meant I got to watch Milt Pappas and Huey discuss how that no-good ratfuck Bruce Froemming wrecked Milt's chances at a perfect game.

THI

[Bort]

The Cubs are missing some pretty important names on this list.

The Audi Legends Suite provides a premier space to watch Cubs baseball at Wrigley Field with a view into the Cubs’ dugout. Each suite rental includes a visit from a former Cubs player such as Hall of Famers Ernie Banks, Fergie Jenkins and Billy Williams, or fan favorites such as Doug Glanville, Randy Hundley, Dave Otto, Milt Pappas, Scott Sanderson, Lee Smith, Tim Stoddard, Rick Sutcliffe, Steve Trout and others. Each guest will receive an autographed baseball and ball cube (||) from that day’s former Cubs player.

Dave Otto was popular?  Was I too young for Ottomania?  Anyway, I'm pumped to someday hang out with a middle-aged Ryan Theriot who's finally back on the wrong side of the rivalry.  Or Aramis Ramirez fuck that lazy asshole.  Hopefully I'll get to see Augie Ojeda, Terry Mulholland, three-time World Series champion and former Philadelphia Phillies manager Ryne Sandberg, Lassie Edmonds, and Mark DaRoosa too.  Thanks, Audi!

I would pay $1,000.00 to sit in the Audi Legends Suite if it meant I got to watch Milt Pappas and Huey discuss how that no-good ratfuck Bruce Froemming wrecked Milt's chances at a perfect game.

THI

THA

[Slaky]

Randy Wells to Iowa. Clevenger wins the back up catcher gig.

[Internet Apex]

Randy Wells to Iowa. Clevenger wins the back up catcher gig.

Huzzah.