2012 Chicago Cubs

[Internet Apex]

According to crazy rumor guy, the cubs are taking offers on castro.

Starlin Castro could be obtained for two impact prospects, according to Nightengale.

If that's offered, the Cubs have to take it. Because maybe one of the prospects would turn out to be as good as Starlin Castro.

Maybe the Cubs could finally get Brian Roberts.

To be fair, they really are thin in the pitching department. If they could get two IMPACT pitchers, they should sleep on it, talk to their wives and call someone back.

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm literally standing in the baggage claim area at San Francisco airport next to David DeJesus and his wife.

DPD. DeJesus really doesn't care for Soriano.

Are you going to elaborate on this for us?

Yeah, Gil...
Something from a world even smaller than the currently-dried up Desipio.

Maybe 12 people get this inside joke and I'm guessing no more than 3 actually find it funny'd.

Huard McPank: Sheriff of Desipio.

Fine.  Encourage Morph and Fork's FunHouse of ShoutShop Madness©, I don't care.  Nobody posts here anymore anyway.  

*Kicks pebble*

*watches runner score from third*

*sighs as his fat, 50 year old catcher desperately tries to find holes in his game*

let's get back to this

[Bort]

According to crazy rumor guy Bob Nightengale of USA Today, the cubs are taking willing to consider offers on castro any player not named Samardzija.

I am Bort's simmering rage'd

God damn it.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

According to crazy rumor guy, the cubs are taking offers on castro.

Everyone is preparing themselves.

Isn't Chuck the Big Man on Campus today? First, David DeJesus, and now crazy rumor guy have joined the Chuck Party.

Intrepid Reader: Alternate Universe Chuck

"#Cubs fans need to prepare themselves as the probability of the Cubs letting other teams know that they'll be 'all ears' when it comes to offers for basically any player on their roster continues to increase"

[Richard Chuggar]

[Eli]

According to crazy rumor guy, the cubs are taking offers on castro.

Everyone is preparing themselves.

Isn't Chuck the Big Man on Campus today? First, David DeJesus, and now crazy rumor guy have joined the Chuck Party.

Intrepid Reader: Alternate Universe Chuck

"#Cubs fans need to prepare themselves as the probability of the Cubs letting other teams know that they'll be 'all ears' when it comes to offers for basically any player on their roster continues to increase"

They also need to prepare themselves for the reality that Bob Nightengale is always wrong.

[Internet Apex]

According to crazy rumor guy, the cubs are taking offers on castro.

Everyone is preparing themselves.

Isn't Chuck the Big Man on Campus today? First, David DeJesus, and now crazy rumor guy have joined the Chuck Party.

Intrepid Reader: Alternate Universe Chuck

"#Cubs fans need to prepare themselves as the probability of the Cubs letting other teams know that they'll be 'all ears' when it comes to offers for basically any player on their roster continues to increase"

They also need to prepare themselves for the reality that Bob Nightengale is always wrong PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/12895298-573/sources-deny-cubs-are-trying-to-trade-starlin-castro.html

[Chuck to Chuck]

Wittenmyer vs. Nightengale

[CT III]

According to crazy rumor guy, the cubs are taking offers on castro.

Everyone is preparing themselves.

Isn't Chuck the Big Man on Campus today? First, David DeJesus, and now crazy rumor guy have joined the Chuck Party.

Intrepid Reader: Alternate Universe Chuck

"#Cubs fans need to prepare themselves as the probability of the Cubs letting other teams know that they'll be 'all ears' when it comes to offers for basically any player on their roster continues to increase"

They also need to prepare themselves for the reality that Bob Nightengale is always wrong PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/12895298-573/sources-deny-cubs-are-trying-to-trade-starlin-castro.html

"Sources"?

``Castro is one of the core players we are building around. Nothing has changed,’’ team president Theo Epstein said via e-mail Thursday. ``We look forward to Starlin wearing a Cubs uniform for a long time.’’

[Eli]

According to crazy rumor guy, the cubs are taking offers on castro.

Everyone is preparing themselves.

Isn't Chuck the Big Man on Campus today? First, David DeJesus, and now crazy rumor guy have joined the Chuck Party.

Intrepid Reader: Alternate Universe Chuck

"#Cubs fans need to prepare themselves as the probability of the Cubs letting other teams know that they'll be 'all ears' when it comes to offers for basically any player on their roster continues to increase"

They also need to prepare themselves for the reality that Bob Nightengale is always wrong PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/12895298-573/sources-deny-cubs-are-trying-to-trade-starlin-castro.html

"Sources"?

``Castro is one of the core players we are building around. Nothing has changed,’’ team president Theo Epstein said via e-mail Thursday. ``We look forward to Starlin wearing a Cubs uniform for a long time.’’

Intrepid Reader: Chuck

Notice Epstein didn't explicitly say they weren't trading Castro. No denial from the czar, no future on the North Side.

He's gone.

[Shooter]

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

Too bad you caught her on "dress like a hobo day".

Maybe she mistakenly thought San Francisco was famous for its extensive population of hobos.

[Internet Apex]

TPD.  The wife is really skinny.

Too bad you caught her on "dress like a hobo day".

Maybe she mistakenly thought San Francisco was famous for its extensive population of hobos.

They actually do sport quite a collection. Happy hobos. Kurt would be conflicted. On the one hand he'd be appalled that there were so many but he'd have to feel good about how stoned and well-nourished they all seem.

[Eli]

Intrepid Reader: Chuck

Notice Epstein didn't explicitly say they weren't trading Castro. No denial from the czar, no future on the North Side.

He's gone.

Oh geez, I wasn't even that far off. Chuck's Twitter:

"Castro is one of the core players we are building around. Nothing has changed" - Theo. Unsaid: "It'll change if someone offers up huge."

[Bort]

Intrepid Reader: Chuck

Notice Epstein didn't explicitly say they weren't trading Castro. No denial from the czar, no future on the North Side.

He's gone.

Oh geez, I wasn't even that far off. Chuck's Twitter:

"Castro is one of the core players we are building around. Nothing has changed" - Theo. Unsaid: "It'll change if someone offers up huge."

Internet Chuck: boldly going out on a limb that if someone offers something measureably more valuable than Castro, the Cubs will consider trading him.

[PANK!]

I can't wait until this team is no longer awful.