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« Reply #225 on: April 23, 2012, 11:36:33 AM » |
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Cool story, bruh.
Cool new "thing", dawg. It's here to stay like herpes. And nearly as irritating. |
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Are you serious, Fork?
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PANK!
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« Reply #226 on: April 27, 2012, 08:52:55 PM » |
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Poag Mahone over Doc Hallady in Philly tonight.
This is why I don't gamble.
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
"Steph" 1/5/2005
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« Reply #227 on: April 29, 2012, 03:00:33 PM » |
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"Fasten your seatbelts" from Pat with a 5-0 lead going into the 9th.
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"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."-- George Hammond, Gμν!! |
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« Reply #228 on: April 29, 2012, 03:54:35 PM » |
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"Fasten your seatbelts" from Pat with a 5-0 lead going into the 9th.
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Remember when Carlos Marmol was fun bad? Now he's bad bad. |
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« Reply #229 on: April 29, 2012, 06:52:59 PM » |
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"Fasten your seatbelts" from Pat with a 5-0 lead going into the 9th.
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Remember when Carlos Marmol was fun bad? Now he's bad bad. What Wheezer wrote is almost verbatim what I told my 2-year-old in the car when I heard Pat say that. |
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« Reply #230 on: April 29, 2012, 08:16:19 PM » |
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"Fasten your seatbelts" from Pat with a 5-0 lead going into the 9th.
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Remember when Carlos Marmol was fun bad? Now he's bad bad. What Wheezer wrote is almost verbatim what I told my 2-year-old in the car when I heard Pat say that. Hey, at least he's a bargain, right? . . . . . . . . . . . RIGHT????? |
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« Reply #231 on: April 29, 2012, 10:10:54 PM » |
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"Fasten your seatbelts" from Pat with a 5-0 lead going into the 9th.
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Remember when Carlos Marmol was fun bad? Now he's bad bad. What Wheezer wrote is almost verbatim what I told my 2-year-old in the car when I heard Pat say that. Hey, at least he's a bargain, right? . . . . . . . . . . . RIGHT????? At least his contract wasn't backloaded or anything. |
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Are you serious, Fork?
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« Reply #232 on: May 07, 2012, 10:06:13 PM » |
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I don't hate this team.
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« Reply #233 on: May 07, 2012, 10:23:33 PM » |
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I don't hate this team.
With Lahair hitting like Barry Bonds and Garza, Samardzija and that unicycle pedalling paragon to Northside asshattery all apparently battling for the Cy Young, maybe this season won't suck as much as everyone thought. Just kidding. It'll still suck. |
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« Reply #234 on: May 08, 2012, 01:15:28 AM » |
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I don't hate this team.
No, me neither - It's not their fault they suck. |
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Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.
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« Reply #235 on: May 08, 2012, 06:58:11 AM » |
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The only thing I'm currently able to muster up any hatred for is Darwin Barney and his sub-.290 OBP. Other than that, they're kind of like a spirited kid with Downs Syndrome that's keeping his head above water at the Special Olympics. It's hard not to find this team--though still rather talentless-- a little charming and even harder to actually hate them.
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
"Steph" 1/5/2005
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Bort
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« Reply #236 on: May 08, 2012, 07:35:10 AM » |
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The only thing I'm currently able to muster up any hatred for is Darwin Barney and his sub-.290 OBP. Other than that, they're kind of like a spirited kid with Downs Syndrome that's keeping his head above water at the Special Olympics. It's hard not to find this team--though still rather talentless-- a little charming and even harder to actually hate them.
Que joke about Huey seeing a lot of himself on this team. |
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"Then we can find out that Rizzo is Italian for Adam LaRoche which is French for average first baseman who will play for 8 teams before he retires."
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« Reply #237 on: May 08, 2012, 07:48:18 AM » |
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The only thing I'm currently able to muster up any hatred for is Darwin Barney and his sub-.290 OBP. Other than that, they're kind of like a spirited kid with Downs Syndrome that's keeping his head above water at the Special Olympics. It's hard not to find this team--though still rather talentless-- a little charming and even harder to actually hate them.
Que joke about Huey seeing a lot of himself on this team. I don't really like myself that much.....so no. |
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
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« Reply #238 on: May 08, 2012, 07:49:44 AM » |
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They're adorable the way they keep hovering around .500 before reality sets in and the 2-wins-in-15-games hais.
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« Reply #239 on: May 08, 2012, 07:52:35 AM » |
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I don't hate this team.
With Lahair hitting like Barry Bonds and Garza, Samardzija and that unicycle pedalling paragon to Northside asshattery all apparently battling for the Cy Young, maybe this season won't suck as much as everyone thought. Just kidding. It'll still suck. It's going to be really strange when we trade Garza and Dempster who are playing well for good, young prospects, instead of making them the highest paid pitchers in baseball. Plus lifetime no trade clauses. |
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