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Bort
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« Reply #435 on: May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 27, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

Huey's just rescued the season for me.  Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

This could really bump Tonkfest to the must-attend event of the summer.
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« Reply #436 on: May 28, 2012, 04:34:07 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 27, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

Huey's just rescued the season for me.  Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

This could really bump Tonkfest to the must-attend event of the summer.

Dammit
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« Reply #437 on: May 28, 2012, 04:39:09 PM »
Go Cubs go! Memorial Day champs!
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« Reply #438 on: May 28, 2012, 04:43:45 PM »
Quote from: flannj on May 28, 2012, 04:34:07 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM
Quote from: Tonker on May 27, 2012, 10:54:11 AM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

Huey's just rescued the season for me.  Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease...

This could really bump Tonkfest to the must-attend event of the summer.

Dammit

They have more than 20 games left.  Plenty of time.
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« Reply #439 on: May 28, 2012, 05:12:08 PM »
One day, I will achieve my dream of watching a dyspeptic Irishman eat a hat.
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« Reply #440 on: May 29, 2012, 06:57:18 AM »
Is catsup permissible on hats?
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« Reply #441 on: May 29, 2012, 08:01:29 AM »
Quote from: Fork on May 29, 2012, 06:57:18 AM
Is catsup permissible on hats?

*sigh*
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« Reply #442 on: May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM »
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.
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« Reply #443 on: May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

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« Reply #444 on: May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

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« Reply #445 on: May 29, 2012, 02:37:57 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

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or move.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #446 on: May 29, 2012, 02:38:12 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

And white.
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« Reply #447 on: May 29, 2012, 02:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 29, 2012, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

And white.

And male.
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« Reply #448 on: May 29, 2012, 02:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on May 29, 2012, 02:46:43 PM
Quote from: Bort on May 29, 2012, 02:38:12 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 29, 2012, 02:35:49 PM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on May 29, 2012, 01:50:03 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on May 29, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
The Cubs scored 11 runs yesterday?  Time for them to take a three week break.

TIME TO POST IN EVERY THREAD

TDubbs likes his messageboard like his rape victims. 

Silent.

And white.

And male.

...preferably post-op.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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« Reply #449 on: May 29, 2012, 04:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on May 27, 2012, 01:39:54 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 27, 2012, 01:04:22 PM
Quote from: PANK! on May 27, 2012, 10:29:12 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 26, 2012, 10:40:12 PM
Anger!

Nah.  Tell me you didn't at least chuckle at Loss #11 occuring via a walk-off HBP.  

I will admit, however to wondering that if catchers are really athletes, why couldn't that dude who played HS ball with Neil Walker have just jumped, or dove, over his crouched counterpart?  I mean, you know...that's a run, kid, and you're a catcher yourself--you expect to kick the ball out with a little slide do ya?   D'UR.  

Bad baseball, but this is what we expected and, to an extent, what is needed, isn't it?  I honestly can't get despondent over this streak yet either.  They could lose 20 straight* and it wouldn't be as bad as an 0-14 start, so bring it on. Is this the best bad baseball you got?  *pounds chest*

*If they lose 20 straight I'll literally eat a Cubs floppy hat.

I'm not angry at all. Just mocking those that are. We knew this team would suck.

Everyone not named Yellon or Ricketts.

No, Chuck.
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