Sterling Archer
Lying is like 95% of what I do.
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WHAT THE HELL, LANA
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« Reply #555 on: June 13, 2012, 11:58:36 AM » |
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For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year. He has 22 HR's already. So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.
Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him. He's the guy that got Rudy fired. Is he any good? According to Twitter he is. He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.
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Come on, run like you're younger.
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Gilgamesh
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« Reply #556 on: June 13, 2012, 12:04:40 PM » |
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For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year. He has 22 HR's already. So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.
Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him. He's the guy that got Rudy fired. Is he any good? According to Twitter he is. He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH. So will Cole Hamels bean him with double the intensity then?
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.
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PenPho
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« Reply #557 on: June 13, 2012, 12:08:10 PM » |
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For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year. He has 22 HR's already. So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.
Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him. He's the guy that got Rudy fired. Is he any good? According to Twitter he is. He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH. So will Cole Hamels bean him with double the intensity then? And Rizzo will steal home twice on the same play.
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"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"
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Powdered Toast Man
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« Reply #558 on: June 13, 2012, 12:44:22 PM » |
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This went just as I had planned.
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IAN/YETI 2012! "IT MEANS WHAT WE SAY IT MEANS!" 
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Slaky
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« Reply #559 on: June 13, 2012, 01:17:04 PM » |
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According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.
Can't wait.
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« Reply #560 on: June 13, 2012, 01:29:11 PM » |
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According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.
Can't wait.
This is why I love Twitter. The Dominican Republic is actually 42 years-old. #BigBaseballScandal
People have been creating moving images of copyrighted broadcasts and sharing them on the internet. #bigbaseballscandal
All sunflower seeds have been replaced with folgers crystals #bigbaseballscandal
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"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"
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Armchair_QB
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« Reply #561 on: June 13, 2012, 01:31:26 PM » |
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Resident moran
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CT III
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« Reply #562 on: June 13, 2012, 01:33:31 PM » |
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If you can't get worked up over a good paperwork scandal...you're probably not Gil Gunderson.
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PenPho
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« Reply #564 on: June 13, 2012, 01:36:50 PM » |
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What this says: Barry Petchesky @barryap1 #bigbaseballscandal (and that CBS McQueary interview) is proof you should never tease anything.
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"I use exit numbers because they tell me how many miles are left since they're based off of the molested"
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Slaky
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« Reply #565 on: June 13, 2012, 03:10:59 PM » |
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Oh man, that worked out well. Thankfully no Cubs were involved.
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PANK!
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« Reply #566 on: June 13, 2012, 03:51:58 PM » |
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Who's Ben Badler?
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The Sports World Needs More Ryne Sandberg types.
"Steph" 1/5/2005
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Slaky
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« Reply #567 on: June 13, 2012, 03:58:22 PM » |
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Who's Ben Badler?
Writer for Baseball America
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R-V
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« Reply #568 on: June 13, 2012, 04:07:18 PM » |
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Oh man, that worked out well. Thankfully no Cubs were involved.
You're really determined to not be happy about this Soler signing.
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« Reply #569 on: June 13, 2012, 04:08:11 PM » |
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DPD. I'm starting to think Huey takes "the only site you'll ever need" slogan pretty literally.
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