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« Reply #555 on: June 13, 2012, 11:58:36 AM »

For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year.  He has 22 HR's already.  So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.

Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him.

He's the guy that got Rudy fired.

Is he any good?

According to Twitter he is.  

He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.
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« Reply #556 on: June 13, 2012, 12:04:40 PM »

For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year.  He has 22 HR's already.  So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.

Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him.

He's the guy that got Rudy fired.

Is he any good?

According to Twitter he is.  

He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.

So will Cole Hamels bean him with double the intensity then?
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« Reply #557 on: June 13, 2012, 12:08:10 PM »

For some reason, I checked Anthony Rizzo's stats at Iowa this year.  He has 22 HR's already.  So, like, that's cool and stuff I suppose.

Who's Anthony Rizzo? Haven't heard of him.

He's the guy that got Rudy fired.

Is he any good?

According to Twitter he is.  

He's Bryce Harper with double the HGH.

So will Cole Hamels bean him with double the intensity then?

And Rizzo will steal home twice on the same play.
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« Reply #558 on: June 13, 2012, 12:44:22 PM »

This went just as I had planned.
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« Reply #559 on: June 13, 2012, 01:17:04 PM »

According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Can't wait.
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« Reply #560 on: June 13, 2012, 01:29:11 PM »

According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Can't wait.

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« Reply #561 on: June 13, 2012, 01:31:26 PM »

Here is Badler's story from June 8. Not seeing the scandal.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/international-affairs/2012/2613543.html
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« Reply #562 on: June 13, 2012, 01:33:31 PM »

Here is Badler's story from June 8. Not seeing the scandal.

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/international-affairs/2012/2613543.html

If you can't get worked up over a good paperwork scandal...you're probably not Gil Gunderson.
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« Reply #563 on: June 13, 2012, 01:34:38 PM »

According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Or not...

https://twitter.com/BenBadler/status/212973712637571072

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One of baseball's biggest buscones had his son use a fake age, score a huge bonus and pass an MLB investigation http://bit.ly/LUcIYj

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A son of Enrique Soto, one of the most powerful trainers in the Dominican Republic over the last two decades, used a false age when he signed with the Mariners in 2007, according to multiple sources familiar with the case.
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« Reply #564 on: June 13, 2012, 01:36:50 PM »

According to Ben Badler there's a significant baseball scandal that is going to break at some point today. It could be bad and it very well could involve the Cubs and/or Soler.

Or not...

https://twitter.com/BenBadler/status/212973712637571072

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One of baseball's biggest buscones had his son use a fake age, score a huge bonus and pass an MLB investigation http://bit.ly/LUcIYj

http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/majors/international-affairs/2012/2613554.html

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A son of Enrique Soto, one of the most powerful trainers in the Dominican Republic over the last two decades, used a false age when he signed with the Mariners in 2007, according to multiple sources familiar with the case.

What this says:

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#bigbaseballscandal (and that CBS McQueary interview) is proof you should never tease anything.
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« Reply #565 on: June 13, 2012, 03:10:59 PM »

Oh man, that worked out well. Thankfully no Cubs were involved.
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« Reply #566 on: June 13, 2012, 03:51:58 PM »

Who's Ben Badler?
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« Reply #567 on: June 13, 2012, 03:58:22 PM »

Who's Ben Badler?

Writer for Baseball America
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« Reply #568 on: June 13, 2012, 04:07:18 PM »

Oh man, that worked out well. Thankfully no Cubs were involved.

You're really determined to not be happy about this Soler signing.
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« Reply #569 on: June 13, 2012, 04:08:11 PM »

DPD. I'm starting to think Huey takes "the only site you'll ever need" slogan pretty literally.
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