2012 Chicago Cubs

[Chuck to Chuck]

If you took his 3 CS and deducted them from his OBP, and if you took his 24 SB and added it to his SLG, his OPS rises to a nifty .777, even if his adjusted OBP is .291. That's one way to look at it, I suppsoe.

Did you take the 3 CS out of SLG as well?

I did, and it brought it down to .755... but, if Alfonso Soriano hits a double and mid FYC, he gets thrown out trying to stretch it into a triple, he still gets credit for the double.

Agreed. When I do that modified OPS I factor out caught stealings from both but do not factor out thrown out trying to advance.

[Chuck to Chuck]

We'll also finally learn whether there are tie-break procedures in place for the BP Cup.

In the case of a tie, the cup will go to the team that wins the last game.  So, THE CUP IS ON THE LINE TONIGHT, OGDENS!!!!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

If you took his 3 CS and deducted them from his OBP, and if you took his 24 SB and added it to his SLG, his OPS rises to a nifty .777, even if his adjusted OBP is .291. That's one way to look at it, I suppsoe.

Did you take the 3 CS out of SLG as well?

I did, and it brought it down to .755... but, if Alfonso Soriano hits a double and mid FYC, he gets thrown out trying to stretch it into a triple, he still gets credit for the double.

Agreed. When I do that modified OPS I factor out caught stealings from both but do not factor out thrown out trying to advance.

I think you missed TJ point.

[Internet Apex]

We'll also finally learn whether there are tie-break procedures in place for the BP Cup.

In the case of a tie, the cup will go to the team that wins the last game.  So, THE CUP IS ON THE LINE TONIGHT, OGDENS!!!!

BP Cup tonight? Neismith Trophy tomorrow? Offering thanks to the Porcelain Gord all weekend long? Bonertyme: COMMENCE!!!!? 

[Chuck to Chuck]

If you took his 3 CS and deducted them from his OBP, and if you took his 24 SB and added it to his SLG, his OPS rises to a nifty .777, even if his adjusted OBP is .291. That's one way to look at it, I suppsoe.

Did you take the 3 CS out of SLG as well?

I did, and it brought it down to .755... but, if Alfonso Soriano hits a double and mid FYC, he gets thrown out trying to stretch it into a triple, he still gets credit for the double.

Agreed. When I do that modified OPS I factor out caught stealings from both but do not factor out thrown out trying to advance.

I think you missed TJ point.

Right.  Like Soriano would ever run hard enough to try for a triple.

[Internet Apex]

If you took his 3 CS and deducted them from his OBP, and if you took his 24 SB and added it to his SLG, his OPS rises to a nifty .777, even if his adjusted OBP is .291. That's one way to look at it, I suppsoe.

Did you take the 3 CS out of SLG as well?

I did, and it brought it down to .755... but, if Alfonso Soriano hits a double and mid FYC, he gets thrown out trying to stretch it into a triple, he still gets credit for the double.

Agreed. When I do that modified OPS I factor out caught stealings from both but do not factor out thrown out trying to advance.

I think you missed TJ point.

Right.  Like Soriano would ever run hard enough to try for a triple.

You bitch when he has "peg leg" injuries and bitch when he doesn't run hard enough to aggravate them. I'd like you to pick a lane.

[flannj]

1. 2. 3. inning by Manny Fat.

The homeless, legless, wheelchair bound, Sox Fan on the corner of LaSalle and Monroe will not receive a dollar from me tomorrow morning.

My morning commute is going to finish with this guy "mother fucking" me from Monroe to Adams to Quincy.

Could be the highlight of my day.

Are you Randolph or Mortimer?

I'm probably more like Louis Winthorpe III.
Drunk, dressed in a filthy Santa suit and eating an entire smoked salmon on a city bus.

[Chuck to Chuck]

You bitch when he has "peg leg" injuries and bitch when he doesn't run hard enough to aggravate them. I'd like you to pick a lane.

In reality, Real World Chuck doesn't bitch about Soriano anymore.  He's not relevant to this team's present or future success. And, since I'm not usually watching the team play, his good plays don't excite me and his bad ones don't bother me.

But, for the purposes of Internet Chuck, he still hates him with the passion of a thousand suns. And if there's a line to attack him, it will be taken.

And it was Maglio Ordonez who was the peg leg guy.

[Chuck to Chuck]

DPD / 10.17(c):

Looks like the BP Cup was already awarded.  They changed the rules without telling us!

[J. Walter Weatherman]

1. 2. 3. inning by Manny Fat.

The homeless, legless, wheelchair bound, Sox Fan on the corner of LaSalle and Monroe will not receive a dollar from me tomorrow morning.

My morning commute is going to finish with this guy "mother fucking" me from Monroe to Adams to Quincy.

Could be the highlight of my day.

Are you Randolph or Mortimer?

I'm probably more like Louis Winthorpe III.
Drunk, dressed in a filthy Santa suit and eating an entire smoked salmon on a city bus.

Look in his office drawer... He's got all the bad drugs here: marijuana joints, pills, Quaaludes, Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles. He's the pusher, not me.

[PANK!]

What're the odds that Theo and Jed could unload Soriano WITH Dempster (when he's done stalling healthy) to some AL team?

[Internet Apex]

What're the odds that Theo and Jed could unload Soriano WITH Dempster (when he's done stalling healthy) to some AL team?

7-1

[R-V]

What're the odds that Theo and Jed could unload Soriano WITH Dempster (when he's done stalling healthy) to some AL team?

7-1

I'll take the under.

[Fork]

What're the odds that Theo and Jed could unload Soriano WITH Dempster (when he's done stalling healthy) to some AL team?

7-1

I'll take the under.

is there a quinella on this one?

[Slaky]

What're the odds that Theo and Jed could unload Soriano WITH Dempster (when he's done stalling healthy) to some AL team?

7-1

I'll take the under.

is there a quinella on this one?

Nah, he quit a while ago.