2012 Chicago Cubs

[Internet Apex]

DPD / 10.17(c):

Looks like the BP Cup was already awarded.  They changed the rules without telling us!

Tie goes to whoever won it last year? Geighest Cup Ever.

[PenPho]

DPD / 10.17(c):

Looks like the BP Cup was already awarded.  They changed the rules without telling us!

Tie goes to whoever won it last year? Geighest Cup Ever.

The Warren Cup begs to differ.






Also, looks like Seattke's got a case of the gheys as well.

[CT III]

DPD / 10.17(c):

Looks like the BP Cup was already awarded.  They changed the rules without telling us!

Tie goes to whoever won it last year? Geighest Cup Ever.

The Warren Cup begs to differ.

Intrepid Reader Jerry Sandusky: What are you talking about?  I don't see anything there but good, old-fashioned horseplay.

[Tonker]

I dearly, dearly hope that I never see Casey Coleman in a Cubs' uniform again.  Maybe Dales Waym will have got a taste for DFAing shitty pitchers now?

Seriously, how fucking long does this fucking cunt have to suck it up before the Cubs realise that he never was, and never will be a major league pitcher?  At this point, I hate him more than I hate Mather or Baker, and that's saying something.

[Internet Apex]

I dearly, dearly hope that I never see Casey Coleman in a Cubs' uniform again.  Maybe Dales Waym will have got a taste for DFAing shitty pitchers now?

Seriously, how fucking long does this fucking cunt have to suck it up before the Cubs realise that he never was, and never will be a major league pitcher?  At this point, I hate him more than I hate Mather or Baker, and that's saying something.

Why have an opinion on either Mather or Baker? Coleman I understand. Cuz fuck that guy.

[Tonker]

I dearly, dearly hope that I never see Casey Coleman in a Cubs' uniform again.  Maybe Dales Waym will have got a taste for DFAing shitty pitchers now?

Seriously, how fucking long does this fucking cunt have to suck it up before the Cubs realise that he never was, and never will be a major league pitcher?  At this point, I hate him more than I hate Mather or Baker, and that's saying something.

Why have an opinion on either Mather or Baker? Coleman I understand. Cuz fuck that guy.

Because they're also talentless wankers masquerading as Major League ballplayers.  If they had an ounce of shame, they'd fucking retire.

[Sterling Archer]

I look forward to the Cubs someday being good enough to not have shitslingers like Casey F Coleman on the roster. It's actually just a little amazing how bad he and his stupid windup twist are.

[PANK!]

Jumped into the car to run some errands and the first action I had heard or seen or read about in about 3 games coincided with the following sequence:

Wood doubles.
Dejesus grounds to third and gets put out 5-3, but Wood daringly takes third base on the throw.
Castro lays off junk from Rdoriguez, until the latter decides to IBB the former when the count's 3-0.
Rizzo delivers what would eventually be his third game winning hit of the week, a single to right field and Castro takes third base on the hit.
Baker doubles to left field and Rizzo takes the extra base in scoring all the way from first.

Amidst the hits, patients at-bats, and putting extra pressure on the defense by successfully taking the extra base three times, I daresay that was the finest 15 minutes of baseball I've heard or seen out of these guys this year.

[CBStew]

Amidst the hits, patients at-bats, and putting extra pressure on the defense by successfully taking the extra base three times, I daresay that was the finest 15 minutes of baseball I've heard or seen out of these guys this year.

You have to admit that the bar was pretty low.

[Powdered Toast Man]

So Ian Stewart needs surgery, hopefully to get his baseball skill put back in, and now the Cubs have no 3B.  Most would say even with Stewart, the Cubs had no 3B.

Josh Vitters time?  He's raking at the moment... .298 .350 .510 .860 13 HR 44 RBI  21 2B

[Eli]

Josh Vitters time? 

Let's hope not. Let him destroy AAA for a few more months and build up his confidence or [Chuckism]trade value[/Chuckism].

[Powdered Toast Man]

Josh Vitters time? 

Let's hope not. Let him destroy AAA for a few more months and build up his confidence or [Chuckism]trade value[/Chuckism].

What is the plan for him?  It seems like he's been in the organization for a really long time and he's just 22.

[Sterling Archer]

So Ian Stewart needs surgery, hopefully to get his baseball skill put back in, and now the Cubs have no 3B.  Most would say even with Stewart, the Cubs had no 3B.

Josh Vitters time?  He's raking at the moment... .298 .350 .510 .860 13 HR 44 RBI  21 2B

¡Valbuena's Val-bueno!

[Brownie]

Josh Vitters time? 

Let's hope not. Let him destroy AAA for a few more months and build up his confidence or [Chuckism]trade value[/Chuckism].

What is the plan for him?  It seems like he's been in the organization for a really long time and he's just 22.

Call up Vitters and then this team should not lose another game. That would put them at 113-49 for the season, and I'm assuming a top seed in the playoffs, where they'll win the first two games only to lose the next three to an 84-win Cardinal team.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Call up Vitters and then this team should not lose another game. That would put them at 113-49 for the season, and I'm assuming a top seed in the playoffs, where they'll win the first two games only to lose the next three to an 84-win Cardinal team.

That's a mock.  I'm being mocked.  You are mocking me.  I don't like it.