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« Reply #735 on: September 07, 2012, 12:14:02 AM »
Quote from: Tollbooth Yeti on September 04, 2012, 08:53:49 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 08:00:01 PM
Who the fuck is this Sokolovich guy?

Hell, I don't recognise 4 out of the 5 pitchers listed on the box score

Only 5 pitchers to get through a game?  I call shenanigans.  With these scores, they have to be using at least 7.
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« Reply #736 on: September 20, 2012, 04:44:06 PM »
Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html
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« Reply #737 on: September 20, 2012, 08:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 20, 2012, 04:44:06 PM
Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?
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« Reply #738 on: September 20, 2012, 10:40:13 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 20, 2012, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 20, 2012, 04:44:06 PM
Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

You mean before they sold it to gypsies?
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« Reply #739 on: September 20, 2012, 10:54:56 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 20, 2012, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 20, 2012, 04:44:06 PM
Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

Gave to to the mohel who saved all the foreskins from all the brisot he did and made a wallet out of them.

And, if you rub this wallet, it turns into a suitcase.

That still writes 5772 on its checks.
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« Reply #740 on: September 20, 2012, 11:19:01 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on September 20, 2012, 10:54:56 PM
Quote from: CBStew on September 20, 2012, 08:23:10 PM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 20, 2012, 04:44:06 PM
Ava Carpenter, future serial killer.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/chris-carpenter-says-gave-rib-removed-during-surgery-213036319--mlb.html

I wonder what my mother and father did with my foreskin?

Gave to to the mohel who saved all the foreskins from all the brisot he did and made a wallet out of them.

And, if you rub this wallet, it turns into a suitcase.

That still writes 5772 on its checks.



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« Reply #741 on: September 21, 2012, 01:30:05 PM »
This happened.
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« Reply #742 on: September 21, 2012, 01:41:54 PM »
Quote from: Fork on September 21, 2012, 01:30:05 PM
This happened.

1 AM in East Lakeview...this is news?
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« Reply #743 on: September 21, 2012, 03:19:54 PM »
Andy's concession speech: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/concession-speech-2012-chicago-cubs-150055580--mlb.html#more-50188
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« Reply #744 on: September 21, 2012, 03:28:32 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 21, 2012, 01:41:54 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 21, 2012, 01:30:05 PM
This happened.

1 AM in East Lakeview...this is news?

From the Deadspin Q/A:
Would you have preferred to make it on Deadspin for this or for being the guy caught screwing some chick in the Yankee's bathroom?

JulianDalrymple: WOW! Good question! I wouldn't fuck that woman in a Yankee's bathroom with Bea Arthur's dick!Edit
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« Reply #745 on: September 21, 2012, 03:45:31 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 21, 2012, 03:19:54 PM
Andy's concession speech: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-league-stew/concession-speech-2012-chicago-cubs-150055580--mlb.html#more-50188

20 question marks might be a record even for Andy.
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« Reply #746 on: September 26, 2012, 03:13:05 AM »
Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.
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« Reply #747 on: September 26, 2012, 05:54:26 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on September 26, 2012, 03:13:05 AM
Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Beef Wellington.  Not bad.)
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« Reply #748 on: September 26, 2012, 07:44:27 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2012, 05:54:26 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 26, 2012, 03:13:05 AM
Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)
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« Reply #749 on: September 26, 2012, 08:27:02 AM »
Quote from: Bort on September 26, 2012, 07:44:27 AM
Quote from: PANK! on September 26, 2012, 05:54:26 AM
Quote from: Tonker on September 26, 2012, 03:13:05 AM
Hands up - who knew that Wellington Castillo was batting .289/.363/.461/.823 with 5 HR, 11 2B and 18 BB in just 152 AB?

No, me neither.  I have no idea what he's like behind the plate but with the bat, that's more than respectable.  I know it's a small sample size but there are plenty of Cubs out there who managed to be shit in a small sample size, so I'm going to take what I can get.

*raises hand*

(only because I happened to catch that yesterday myself...not bad, Garbanzo Beefz Wellington.  Not bad.)

Shouldn't you be pumping some breast milk?
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