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Slaky

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Who is Sarah Phillips?
« on: May 01, 2012, 05:16:58 PM »
I don't make daily stops at Deadspin but this is just awesome and actually creepy as hell.

http://deadspin.com/5906658/is-an-espn-columnist-scamming-whoohpeople-on-the-internet

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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 05:35:18 PM »
Who cares?
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 05:52:09 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 01, 2012, 05:35:18 PM
Who cares?

Probably the dudes she apparently scammed out of some money.
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 06:03:03 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 01, 2012, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 01, 2012, 05:35:18 PM
Who cares?

Probably the dudes she apparently scammed out of some money.


Fools like that and their money are usually lucky to get together in the first place.
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 06:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Fork on May 01, 2012, 06:03:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on May 01, 2012, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: CBStew on May 01, 2012, 05:35:18 PM
Who cares?

Probably the dudes she apparently scammed out of some money.


Fools like that and their money are usually lucky to get together in the first place.

That doesn't make the whole thing seem any less creepy or reflect any less poorly on ESPN.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 09:55:56 PM »
Deadspin has had some killer long-form investigative pieces in the last few months.

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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 09:13:38 AM »
Come on Stew - really?

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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2012, 10:40:03 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Come on Stew - really?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2012, 10:58:51 AM »
Quote from: CBStew on May 02, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Come on Stew - really?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

You guys have to learn to create topics that speak to Stew's interests.

For example, if this thread were titled "Who is stealing my Medicare?" that might have raised his interest.
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2012, 11:46:39 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2012, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 02, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Come on Stew - really?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

You guys have to learn to create topics that speak to Stew's interests.

For example, if this thread were titled "Who is stealing my Medicare?" that might have raised his interest.

The answer, of course, is The Government.

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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2012, 12:29:57 PM »
Quote from: CT III on May 02, 2012, 11:46:39 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2012, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 02, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Come on Stew - really?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

You guys have to learn to create topics that speak to Stew's interests.

For example, if this thread were titled "Who is stealing my Medicare?" that might have raised his interest.

The answer, of course, is The Government.

And if this thread was about how to insure himself against robots stealing his medicine?
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2012, 01:32:23 PM »
Quote from: Bort on May 02, 2012, 12:29:57 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 02, 2012, 11:46:39 AM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on May 02, 2012, 10:58:51 AM
Quote from: CBStew on May 02, 2012, 10:40:03 AM
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2012, 09:13:38 AM
Come on Stew - really?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

You guys have to learn to create topics that speak to Stew's interests.

For example, if this thread were titled "Who is stealing my Medicare?" that might have raised his interest.

The answer, of course, is The Government.

And if this thread was about how to insure himself against robots stealing his medicine?

Then we'd hire Chris Cooper to read it aloud with his Voice of Gravitas.

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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2012, 06:01:55 PM »
This tells you everything anyone would want to know, and I still don't give a damn.

http://deadspin.com/sarah-phillips/
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Re: Who is Sarah Phillips?
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2012, 11:07:57 AM »
I think the "Sarah Spain" Rule should apply to this thread.
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