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« on: June 13, 2012, 07:26:47 AM »
Mobster-turned-informant, Henry Hill, 69
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2012, 07:27:51 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on June 13, 2012, 07:26:47 AM
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2012, 08:09:29 AM »
Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll dig a fuckin' hole. Where are the shovels?
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2012, 08:10:14 AM »
I thought he'd never shut the fuck up.
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2012, 09:59:13 AM »
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2012, 10:03:23 AM »
Quote from: flannj on June 13, 2012, 09:59:13 AM
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

[ chokes flannj with phone cord ]
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2012, 12:43:40 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 10:03:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on June 13, 2012, 09:59:13 AM
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

[ chokes flannj with phone cord ]

[Ends up hanging on a hook in a meat freezer]
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2012, 12:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2012, 12:43:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 10:03:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on June 13, 2012, 09:59:13 AM
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

[ chokes flannj with phone cord ]

[Ends up hanging on a hook in a meat freezer]

You fucking amoral Italian gangsters.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2012, 01:02:30 PM »
Quote from: CT III on June 13, 2012, 12:45:34 PM
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2012, 12:43:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 10:03:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on June 13, 2012, 09:59:13 AM
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

[ chokes flannj with phone cord ]

[Ends up hanging on a hook in a meat freezer]

You fucking amoral Italian gangsters.

And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Huey is Italian?
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2012, 03:53:31 PM »
Quote from: Bort on June 13, 2012, 12:43:40 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on June 13, 2012, 10:03:23 AM
Quote from: flannj on June 13, 2012, 09:59:13 AM
Henry, you're a good kid, I've been good to you, you've been good to me. But there's something really unreasonable going on here. Jimmy's being an unconsionable ball-breaker. I never agreed to 3 points on top of the vig! Am I something special? Some sort of schmuck on wheels?

[ chokes flannj with phone cord ]

[Ends up hanging on a hook in a meat freezer]

He was so frozen the coroner needed three days for him to thaw.
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2012, 04:58:01 PM »
Thirty-two hundred dollars for a lifetime. It wasn't even enough to pay for the coffin.
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