2012-13 Chicago Blackhawks/NHL/Stink Bowman should be FYERRED Thread

[Slaky]

Bollig and Smith re-sign for 2 years. People are mad about Bollig returning. His first year is a two-way deal and the second year is a one way. Read into that however you want. Some people have already decided it means Stink Bowman should be executed.

Anyway, for those who didn't make it to the MalortFest on Friday, that being most of you, you missed Fro trying to hit on all of the things with vaginas - at one point he even interrupted me mid-conversation so he could work his magic. It was woeful.

[morpheus]

Bollig and Smith re-sign for 2 years. People are mad about Bollig returning. His first year is a two-way deal and the second year is a one way. Read into that however you want. Some people have already decided it means Stink Bowman should be executed.

Anyway, for those who didn't make it to the MalortFest on Friday, that being most of you, you missed Fro trying to hit on all of the things with vaginas - at one point he even interrupted me mid-conversation so he could work his magic. It was woeful.

Intrepid Reader: Fro Dog

Hey Slak, your friends want you over there.

[PANK!]

Bollig and Smith re-sign for 2 years. People are mad about Bollig returning. His first year is a two-way deal and the second year is a one way. Read into that however you want. Some people have already decided it means Stink Bowman should be executed.

Anyway, for those who didn't make it to the MalortFest on Friday, that being most of you, you missed Fro trying to hit on all of the things with vaginas - at one point he even interrupted me mid-conversation so he could work his magic. It was woeful.

[Fork]

Bollig and Smith re-sign for 2 years. People are mad about Bollig returning. His first year is a two-way deal and the second year is a one way. Read into that however you want. Some people have already decided it means Stink Bowman should be executed.

Anyway, for those who didn't make it to the MalortFest on Friday, that being most of you, you missed Fro trying to hit on all of the things with vaginas - at one point he even interrupted me mid-conversation so he could work his magic. It was woeful.

Intrepid Reader: Fro Dog

Hey Slak, your friends want you over there.

Told him to cock block you, and that's what he came up with? When I left he was working a 40something who looked like 5 miles of bad road.

[Slaky]

Bollig and Smith re-sign for 2 years. People are mad about Bollig returning. His first year is a two-way deal and the second year is a one way. Read into that however you want. Some people have already decided it means Stink Bowman should be executed.

Anyway, for those who didn't make it to the MalortFest on Friday, that being most of you, you missed Fro trying to hit on all of the things with vaginas - at one point he even interrupted me mid-conversation so he could work his magic. It was woeful.

Intrepid Reader: Fro Dog

Hey Slak, your friends want you over there.

Told him to cock block you, and that's what he came up with? When I left he was working a 40something who looked like 5 miles of bad road.

It was pathetic. Then I got yelled at for letting him talk.

[Fork]

Bollig and Smith re-sign for 2 years. People are mad about Bollig returning. His first year is a two-way deal and the second year is a one way. Read into that however you want. Some people have already decided it means Stink Bowman should be executed.

Anyway, for those who didn't make it to the MalortFest on Friday, that being most of you, you missed Fro trying to hit on all of the things with vaginas - at one point he even interrupted me mid-conversation so he could work his magic. It was woeful.

Intrepid Reader: Fro Dog

Hey Slak, your friends want you over there.

Told him to cock block you, and that's what he came up with? When I left he was working a 40something who looked like 5 miles of bad road.

It was pathetic. Then I got yelled at for letting him talk.

BTW, that redhead is our newest writer.

[Fork]

DPD.

Enjoying Meatball Nation clamoring for the Hawks to draft Malcom Subban, even though he'd be a waste of the 18th pick, and hockey draft picks take almost as long to develop on average than baseball draft picks do.

[CT III]

Bowstink strikes out on the Parise/Suter combo.

The good news is, this sends the Red Wings asshurt to DEFCON 1 levels.

http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2012/7/4/3137174/go-ahead-and-panic-here-if-youd-like-wings-miss-big-free-agents

[Fork]

Bowstink strikes out on the Parise/Suter combo.

The good news is, this sends the Red Wings asshurt to DEFCON 1 levels.

http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2012/7/4/3137174/go-ahead-and-panic-here-if-youd-like-wings-miss-big-free-agents

Matt Carle's off the table too - signed with the Lightning. Wonder if Ken Holland is on the phone begging Nicklas Lidstrom to come back for another year yet.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bowstink strikes out on the Parise/Suter combo.

The good news is, this sends the Red Wings asshurt to DEFCON 1 levels.

http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2012/7/4/3137174/go-ahead-and-panic-here-if-youd-like-wings-miss-big-free-agents

Good for them. I hope MN flounders like they always flounder and S&P can only watch as the Wings bring home cup after cup while they’re stuck in the wild for 13 years.

You can only hope.

You know what, Kenny? Fuck it.

Just sign Semin and Doan. Trade for Perry. Let’s just not play D anymore. We’ll just beat everyone 7-5

Worked for Chicago a couple years ago...

Wait... what?

I just don't understand what's so unappealing about Detroit?

Heh.

[Slaky]

LUONGO SPORTZ

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LUONGO SPORTZ

If Mike Gillis is really willing to see Roberto Luongo's next appearance in Vancouver to be in an Indian Head, then he's a worse GM than Scott Howson.

[Slaky]

LUONGO SPORTZ

If Mike Gillis is really willing to see Roberto Luongo's next appearance in Vancouver to be in an Indian Head, then he's a worse GM than Scott Howson.

I don't see it coming to that, honestly. I would like it but I can't see it.

If management is really telling Bowman he needs to make something happen just for the sake of shaking things up then management should shut the fuck up.

If I'm Bowman, I'd put my job on the line and roll with a similar roster rather than do something stupid just to appease the front office.

[PANK!]

LUONGO SPORTZ

If Mike Gillis is really willing to see Roberto Luongo's next appearance in Vancouver to be in an Indian Head, then he's a worse GM than Scott Howson.

I don't see it coming to that, honestly. I would like it but I can't see it.

If management is really telling Bowman he needs to make something happen just for the sake of shaking things up then management should shut the fuck up.

If I'm Bowman, I'd put my job on the line and roll with a similar roster rather than do something stupid just to appease the front office.

I assume you mean ownership, yes?  Or McDonough.  I mean, Bowman's part of management and the front office.

[Fork]

Anyone who honestly thinks Scotty Bowman will bend to pressure from John McDonough is sorely mistaken.