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Author Topic: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread  (Read 2714 times)
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« on: June 24, 2012, 07:20:20 AM »

Per the diminutive one, set to begin Tuesday?

Sweet Tits.
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 09:46:30 AM »

Per the diminutive one, set to begin Tuesday?

Sweet Tits.

Now they can only lose by five!
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 10:16:45 AM »

He gonna suck
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 11:32:16 AM »

He gonna suck

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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 12:47:45 PM »

The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2012, 07:35:12 PM »

The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2012, 10:42:55 PM »

The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.

Don't count your first basemen before they are hatched.
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2012, 11:20:00 PM »

The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.

Don't count your first basemen before they are hatched grow on trees every spring.
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« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2012, 08:57:15 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.
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« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2012, 09:29:01 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.

Dude, are you being meta-sarcastic?
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« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2012, 09:29:47 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?
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« Reply #11 on: June 25, 2012, 09:32:19 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

Take a look at Adam LaRoche's line for 2006 and cheer up, son.
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2012, 11:04:48 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2012, 11:09:01 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.

I'm worried about everyone else. Maybe that's my problem.
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2012, 11:13:38 AM »

This is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.

I'm worried about everyone else. Maybe that's my problem.

Goddamn it Marie.
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