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Author Topic: The Anthony Rizzo DongFest Thread  (Read 2726 times)
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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2012, 07:29:47 AM »

Never seen so much hoopla over a guy playing his 50th MLB game.
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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2012, 08:41:37 AM »

Never seen so much hoopla over a guy playing his 50th MLB game.

He's gonna be awesome.
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2012, 09:17:04 AM »

Never seen so much hoopla over a guy playing his 50th MLB game.

He's gonna be awesome.

DEY GAVE HIM PHILIBUCK'S OLD NUMBER 44! HE'S GONNA GET DA CUBBIEZ TO THE WORLD SERIOUS!!!
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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2012, 09:45:02 AM »

Never seen so much hoopla over a guy playing his 50th MLB game.

He's gonna be awesome.

DEY GAVE HIM PHILIBUCK'S OLD NUMBER 44! HE'S GONNA GET DA CUBBIEZ TO THE WORLD SERIOUS!!!

No seriously. He's the best left-handed hitting 1B they've had since Fred McGriff.
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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2012, 10:11:28 AM »

The Dongfest Thread.

Whither LaHair?

Done.

Maybe RF in 2013?  LF?  Nowhere in sight by 2014, methinks.

Don't count your first basemen before they are hatched grow on trees every spring.

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This is going to be such a let down.

Why? Is this another case of measuring someone's performance against the Dipshit Cubs Fan Expectations Baseline instead of your own baseline?

I'm starting to worry about Slaky.

I'm worried about everyone else. Maybe that's my problem.

Goddamn it Marie.

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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2012, 08:51:35 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

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« Reply #21 on: June 29, 2012, 07:59:07 AM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

Carlos Zambrano has.

*Highfives TJ*
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« Reply #22 on: June 29, 2012, 12:10:28 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.
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« Reply #23 on: June 29, 2012, 04:17:42 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter how many times I see this all-caps Chicago accent, I will never not think it's not funny.
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« Reply #24 on: June 29, 2012, 04:24:26 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter how many times I see this all-caps Chicago accent, I will never not think it's not funny.

That because you probably really talk like that.
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« Reply #25 on: June 29, 2012, 07:47:43 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter how many times I see this all-caps Chicago accent, I will never not think it's not funny.

Well, it is a local thing.  I guess it doesn't play in the sticks.
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« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2012, 07:58:29 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter how many times I see this all-caps Chicago accent, I will never not think it's not funny.

Well, it is a local thing.  I guess it doesn't play in the sticks.

Or does it not never not play?
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« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2012, 08:52:16 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter how many times I see this all-caps Chicago accent, I will never not think it's not funny.

Well, it is a local thing.  I guess it doesn't play in the sticks.

He's happy with his Dancing Homers.
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« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2012, 10:32:38 PM »

But has Rizzo ever thrown 6 no-hit innings against Houston?

Epstink is terrible.

DAT RIZZOT GUY DIDN'T EVEN GET  HIT YESTERDAY.  RIGHT DAT WRONG EPSTINK.

I tell you what, it doesn't matter how many times I see this all-caps Chicago accent, I will never not think it's not funny.

Well, it is a local thing.  I guess it doesn't play in the sticks.

I'm not sure what you mean.
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« Reply #29 on: June 30, 2012, 05:40:38 PM »

He gonna suck

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