Bearbonnais 2012: Emstink is Wonderful.

[Yeti]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

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So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Source? 

[R-V]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Source? 

Yeti played high school football so he knows Urlacher's character. He must really be upset about this because his post is riddled with even more grammatical errors, than usual.

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So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Source? 

Yeti played high school football so he knows Urlacher's character. He must really be upset about this because his post is riddled with even more grammatical errors, than usual.

It's almost like he's trying too hard to be a meatball here.  Blaming  a GM who's no longer here?  Didn't CFiHP do that yesterday with Hendry?

Yeti--your performance reeks of effort, man.

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I'd like to add that the only thing that bothers me about the Urlacher injury is that it happened in the only game they won down the stretch, and the only one for which it didn't matter.  Fucking Marion Hanie.

[Fork]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Nice Froll.

[PANK!]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Nice Froll.

Dammit.  I've done been frolled.

Irish (Fuck You) Yeti.

[Richard Chuggar]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Nice Froll.

Dammit.  I've done been frolled.

Irish (Fuck You) Yeti.

That’s another reason why I hate Lovies goddamned cryptic bullshit. “Personal Issues”? Fuck you Lovie, you stupid goddamned bastard. I’ll be so fucking happy when they show your ugly ass out the goddamned door!

Preseason games ARE meaningless, if you are looking only at standings. But the workouts, practices, drills, and many other things that are a part of the preseason ARE important. Which make your comments spot on Fro. Anybody arguing with that is a fucking moron.

Yeti should be around anytime now.

[R-V]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Nice Froll.

Dammit.  I've done been frolled.

Irish (Fuck You) Yeti.

Damn, I got zapped too.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

So as it turns out, Brian Urlacher’s injury is worse than all of us thought. I know, for fact, that if he was healthy, he’d be out there practicing and getting ready for Thursday’s preseason opener. It’s not in his character to not practice so it’s certain, that he’s hurt.

This is just another reason to blame Lovie Smith for these problems. I can understand why Urlacher wanted to play the last game of the season last year but if Lovie had a brain, he would have thought long term with him. Sit him out in a meaningless game. Before the idiots come out and say “The preseason is meaningless”, I would say it’s not. Players may find at least some of the games to be useful to see live play against other teams and to try to get into form.

As in years past, the Bears suck without Urlacher playing. There isn’t much depth at the position and this goes back to once again, Jerry Angelo for not being able to draft a decent linebacker other than Briggs. All of the other picks at the position have sucked immensely.

Nice Froll.

Dammit.  I've done been frolled.

Irish (Fuck You) Yeti (Fuck you).

Get it right'd

[SKO]

Yep. Brian Urlacher definitely needs all of those practice reps to get him up to speed on a defense he hasn't played in for 8 fucking years or anything. I realize that was a Froll, but I'm actually hearing this from people who would seem to have a brain. If Urlacher doesn't take the field against the Packers (he can take the Colts game to rest too, if he wants. They can use Roach at the middle and Hayes at SAM and get by), I will officially panic. Until then, get out of the way of my Bearsboner.

[Internet Apex]

I was not Froll'd. Nor did I lol.

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Yep. Brian Urlacher definitely needs all of those practice reps to get him up to speed on a defense he hasn't played in for 8 fucking years or anything. I realize that was a Froll, but I'm actually hearing this from people who would seem to have a brain. If Urlacher doesn't take the field against the Packers (he can take the Colts game to rest too, if he wants. They can use Roach at the middle and Hayes at SAM and get by), I will officially panic. Until then, get out of the way of my Bearsboner.

This.

Urlacher's also not getting any younger, so why not let him have an easier August so he might have a little more in the tank come December?

[SKO]

No Cutler, Forte, Peppers, or Urlacher, but Seamus McClellin and Alshon looked good. End of story.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Super Bears, Super Offense?  I know - preseason games are beyond meaningless.

For the record, I blame past presidents, GMs, girlfriends, and pets for the world's ills too.