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Wheezer

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Return to Ice Station Zebra
« on: July 08, 2012, 05:37:46 PM »
Ernest Borgnine.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 05:48:46 PM »
The Dead Bunch.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 06:06:23 PM »
Mort-y.

Adding...looks like I finally made the boar---wait...one freaking point?!?! JESUS!

Morph and Chuck also scored on this, Chuck's third for 2012.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2012, 06:25:14 PM »
McHale's Burial at Sea
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I don't get this KurtEvans photoshop at all.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2012, 06:27:58 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 08, 2012, 06:06:23 PM
Adding...looks like I finally made the boar

How did the boar feel about this?
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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2012, 07:58:42 PM »
Dirtwolf
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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2012, 07:59:37 PM »
Dick Van Dyke, you're on the clock.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2012, 08:29:03 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 08, 2012, 06:06:23 PM
Mort-y.

Adding...looks like I finally made the boar---wait...one freaking point?!?! JESUS!

Morph and Chuck also scored on this, Chuck's third for 2012.
New record!

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2012, 10:04:41 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on July 08, 2012, 06:06:23 PM
Morte-y.

I assume that's what you were going for while making that boar'd
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 10:06:45 PM »
Also...

Ernest goes to heaven.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2012, 05:46:58 AM »
he should have masturbated more
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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2012, 06:18:50 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on July 09, 2012, 05:46:58 AM
he should have masturbated more

I was really hoping the sentence in the obit that started with:
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Borgnine told The Times in 2008

...would be in reference to that.  Shame.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2012, 08:03:46 AM »
Ernest was awesome

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"she (Ethel Merman) was allegedly subjected to the silent and deadly "Dutch Oven," which involved Borgnine releasing toxic fumes in bed while trapping her under the sheets."
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Return to Ice Station Zebra
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2012, 09:40:29 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 09, 2012, 08:03:46 AM
Ernest was awesome

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"she (Ethel Merman) was allegedly subjected to the silent and deadly "Dutch Oven," which involved Borgnine releasing toxic fumes in bed while trapping her under the sheets."

I'm goinmg to go ahead and say this is the greatest thing I will have read all week.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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