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« on: July 08, 2012, 05:37:46 PM »

Ernest Borgnine.

[Alternate.--OK, So Maureen McGovern Was Wrong.]
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2012, 05:48:46 PM »

The Dead Bunch.
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2012, 06:06:23 PM »

Mort-y.

Adding...looks like I finally made the boar---wait...one freaking point?!?! JESUS!

Morph and Chuck also scored on this, Chuck's third for 2012.
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2012, 06:25:14 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2012, 06:27:58 PM »

Adding...looks like I finally made the boar

How did the boar feel about this?
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2012, 07:58:42 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2012, 07:59:37 PM »

Dick Van Dyke, you're on the clock.
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2012, 08:29:03 PM »

Mort-y.

Adding...looks like I finally made the boar---wait...one freaking point?!?! JESUS!

Morph and Chuck also scored on this, Chuck's third for 2012.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2012, 10:04:41 PM »

Morte-y.

I assume that's what you were going for while making that boar'd
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2012, 10:06:45 PM »

Also...

Ernest goes to heaven.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2012, 05:46:58 AM »

he should have masturbated more
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2012, 06:18:50 AM »

he should have masturbated more

I was really hoping the sentence in the obit that started with:
 
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Borgnine told The Times in 2008

...would be in reference to that.  Shame.
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2012, 08:03:46 AM »

Ernest was awesome

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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2012, 09:40:29 AM »

Ernest was awesome

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“she (Ethel Merman) was allegedly subjected to the silent and deadly “Dutch Oven,” which involved Borgnine releasing toxic fumes in bed while trapping her under the sheets.”

I'm goinmg to go ahead and say this is the greatest thing I will have read all week.
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