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Saul Goodman

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NCAA/B1G Football
« on: July 13, 2012, 09:21:44 AM »
Season previews are starting to appear. Classes begin just next month for most colleges. The Cubs blow. It's time.

Illinois: #64
Indiana: #109
Iowa: #45
Michigan: #18
Michigan State: #7
Minnesota: #84
Nebraska: #16
Northwestern: #59
Ohio State: #21
Pedo State: #51
Purdue: #73
Wisconsin: #11
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 09:31:20 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 13, 2012, 09:21:44 AM
Season previews are starting to appear. Classes begin just next month for most colleges. The Cubs blow. It's time.

Illinois: #64
Indiana: #109
Iowa:
Michigan:
Michigan State:
Minnesota: #84
Nebraska:
Northwestern: #59
Ohio State:
Pedo State:
Purdue: #73
Wisconsin:

So far the conference looks great.

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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2012, 12:33:30 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on July 13, 2012, 09:31:20 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 13, 2012, 09:21:44 AM
Season previews are starting to appear. Classes begin just next month for most colleges. The Cubs blow. It's time.

Illinois: #64
Indiana: #109
Iowa:
Michigan:
Michigan State:
Minnesota: #84
Nebraska:
Northwestern: #59
Ohio State:
Pedo State:
Purdue: #73
Wisconsin:

So far the conference looks great.

Did you hear Indiana beat Kentucky? In basketball? Yeah. Back in December. Last-second shot. It was all over ESPN this week. SPORTZ!
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM »
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2012, 10:26:14 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.

Nope. Illinois will win that game. If they barely lost to Penn St. last year they won't lose to them this year. No way.

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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2012, 10:29:44 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 04, 2012, 10:26:14 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.

Nope. Illinois will win that game. If they barely lost to Penn St. last year they won't lose to them this year. No way.

That's a pretty big lock.

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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2012, 10:54:53 AM »
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.

HOLY SHIT!  You only picked them to win 3 games?!?!?  On a blog?  Let me call Las Vegas right now and put a billion internet dollars on that then.  Guaranteed profit!
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2012, 11:14:51 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 04, 2012, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.

HOLY SHIT!  You only picked them to win 3 games?!?!?  On a blog?  Let me call Las Vegas right now and put a billion internet dollars on that then.  Guaranteed profit!

God damnit. I fucking laughed.
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2012, 11:34:06 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 11:14:51 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 04, 2012, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.

HOLY SHIT!  You only picked them to win 3 games?!?!?  On a blog?  Let me call Las Vegas right now and put a billion internet dollars on that then.  Guaranteed profit!

God damnit. I fucking laughed.

And with that laugh, the great Apex-Crabs War ended.
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2012, 11:54:07 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on September 04, 2012, 11:34:06 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 11:14:51 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on September 04, 2012, 10:54:53 AM
Quote from: SKO on September 04, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
Quote from: Armchair_QB on September 04, 2012, 09:35:40 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on September 04, 2012, 09:12:31 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on September 01, 2012, 10:07:20 PM
Pedo State is 0-1.  Thank you, Ohio.

Fantastic. I heard Penn State beatwriters on the radio predicting 7-8 wins for these turds this season. Oops.

Given the state of the Big 10 that's still entirely possible. Though it would probably be easier to hit that mark if they got to play Illinois more than once.

I don't think Penn State will even win four games this year. I picked them to go 3-9. That said, I just know they're going to beat Illinois in a game where Illinois outgains them 450-99 and has seven fumbles.

HOLY SHIT!  You only picked them to win 3 games?!?!?  On a blog?  Let me call Las Vegas right now and put a billion internet dollars on that then.  Guaranteed profit!

God damnit. I fucking laughed.

And with that laugh, the great Apex-Crabs War ended.

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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2012, 11:42:44 AM »
I have no illusions about my alma mater's team.  Cal looked bad losing to Nevada.  Cal looked bad beating Southern Utah.  Cal looked bad almost beating Ohio State.  What does that say about Ohio State?
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Re: 2012 NCAA/B1G Football
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2012, 01:43:25 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 16, 2012, 11:42:44 AM
I have no illusions about my alma mater's team.  Cal looked bad losing to Nevada.  Cal looked bad beating Southern Utah.  Cal looked bad almost beating Ohio State.  What does that say about Ohio State?

That they're better than Cal.
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