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Gilgamesh

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Embalmin' Norman
« on: December 27, 2012, 06:41:30 PM »
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2012, 06:43:23 PM »
I may be FACED, but your thread title sucks.
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2012, 06:45:08 PM »
Seriously, Gil? This is practically Bonk levels of bad dead pool titles.
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2012, 06:47:04 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 27, 2012, 06:45:08 PM
Seriously, Gil? This is practically Bonk levels of bad dead pool titles.

Stormin' Norman would approve it, damnit!
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2012, 10:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 27, 2012, 06:45:08 PM
Seriously, Gil? This is practically Bonk levels of bad dead pool titles.

Stormin' Norman would approve it, damnit!

No, Gil.
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2012, 10:17:24 PM »
Quote from: Wheezer on December 27, 2012, 10:03:59 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 27, 2012, 06:45:08 PM
Seriously, Gil? This is practically Bonk levels of bad dead pool titles.

Stormin' Norman would approve it, damnit!

No, Gil.


Why not just use Schwartzkorpse while you're at it?
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2012, 11:11:05 PM »
VINDICATION!  Or, something?  COME ON!
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2012, 11:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
Stormin' Norman would approve it, damnit!

No.  Even Desert Stormin' Norman would slap you.
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 11:52:13 PM »
Quote from: Chuck to Chuck on December 27, 2012, 11:13:23 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on December 27, 2012, 06:47:04 PM
Stormin' Norman would approve it, damnit!

No.  Even Desert Stormin' Norman would slap you.

No, he wouldn't, because he's dead.
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2012, 07:07:27 AM »
Schwartzkonzo Beanz
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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2012, 10:34:52 AM »
I went to college with Christian Schwarzkopf, who was a year younger than me.

I remember being slightly jealous when he (Norman) was the commencement speaker at Graduation the year after I left.

Then, when I moved to Telluride after school he (Norman) was there frequently too. 

But I never ran into him.

#missedconnections

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Re: Embalmin' Norman
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2012, 01:10:41 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 28, 2012, 07:07:27 AM
Schwartzkonzo Beanz

Much better title.
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