News:

OK A-holes.  It's fixed.  Enjoy the orange links, because I have no fucking idea how to change them.  I basically learned scripting in four days to fix this damned thing. - Andy

Main Menu

Author Topic: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest  ( 67,824 )

Oleg

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 3,921
  • Location: Chicago
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #45 on: August 27, 2014, 09:08:27 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
Happy Jorge Soler Day

I look forward to doing this for Kris Bryant and Addison Russell in the near future.

I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

Almora fro Kluber!  Book it.

Eli

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,048
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #46 on: August 27, 2014, 09:09:13 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

Slaky

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 7,883
  • Location: Bucktown
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #47 on: August 27, 2014, 09:22:27 AM »
Quote from: Eli on August 27, 2014, 09:09:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #48 on: August 27, 2014, 09:43:37 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 27, 2014, 09:09:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

World's #1 Astros Fan

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,089
  • Location: Hoffman Estates, IL
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #49 on: August 27, 2014, 10:19:44 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 27, 2014, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 27, 2014, 09:09:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

The day the Cubs let a 26 year old Cy Young Award Winner go for NOTHING is the day that people should have commenced shutting the fuck up once and for all about Brock-for-Broglio  but alas, that seems to not have happened.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

InternetApex

  • Still Diggin'
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,160
  • Location: Indiana
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #50 on: August 27, 2014, 10:23:26 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 27, 2014, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 27, 2014, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 27, 2014, 09:09:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

The day the Cubs let a 26 year old Cy Young Award Winner go for NOTHING is the day that people should have commenced shutting the fuck up once and for all about Brock-for-Broglio  but alas, that seems to not have happened.

Because Hendry righted that wrong already. Derp. WE retired his number and everything. It was awesome. I cried.
The 39th Tenet of Pexism: True in the game as long as blood is blue in my vein.

Eli

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,048
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #51 on: August 27, 2014, 10:29:25 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 27, 2014, 10:19:44 AM
Quote from: Fork on August 27, 2014, 09:43:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 09:22:27 AM
Quote from: Eli on August 27, 2014, 09:09:13 AM
Quote from: Slaky on August 27, 2014, 08:25:55 AM
I also look forward to doing it for Albert Almora when he finally arrives in the majors in 2017 with the Indians.

We can just look forward to doing it for Billy McKinney instead when he arrives with the Cubs.

That trade might end up being the most fucked up trade of all time. I'm not even joking.

Still won't stop numbnuts from bitching about Brock-for-Broglio.

The day the Cubs let a 26 year old Cy Young Award Winner go for NOTHING is the day that people should have commenced shutting the fuck up once and for all about Brock-for-Broglio  but alas, that seems to not have happened.

This is the TRADE THREAD, please stay on topic.

ChuckD

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 2,502

Saul Goodman

  • Not NOT Sterling
  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 6,511
  • Location: California
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

World's #1 Astros Fan

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,089
  • Location: Hoffman Estates, IL
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Slaky

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 7,883
  • Location: Bucktown
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2014, 06:40:19 PM »
My god that ball. My god.

Quality Start Machine

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 12,577
  • Location: In the slot
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2014, 09:49:44 PM »
This guy does not fuck around at the plate. He's going to give us some good feelings.
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

thehawk

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 2,626
  • Location: Chicago
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2014, 10:39:13 AM »
Time for a new gif.  And on his first major league first swing too.  Yowza.
Andre Dawson paid his $1,000 fine for the Joe West incident with style. Dawson wrote ``Donation for the blind`` in the memo section of his personal check.

J. Walter Weatherman

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 5,485
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2014, 11:21:31 AM »
Didn't watch the game (haven't really watched shit lately), so hadn't realized that the pitcher Soler went dong on was Latos. Which is so great.

Let that cumstain see visions of Soler, Bryant and Rizzo when he closes his eyes every night.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

PenFoe

  • Johnny Evers Fan Club
  • Posts: 4,739
Re: Jorge Soler Zero Percent Financing Thud On The Shower Door SPLOOGE Fest
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2014, 11:46:55 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 29, 2014, 11:21:31 AM
Didn't watch the game (haven't really watched shit lately), so hadn't realized that the pitcher Soler went dong on was Latos. Which is so great.

Let that cumstain see visions of Soler, Bryant and Rizzo when he closes his eyes every night.

One of my good friends is a producer for MLB Network and the night of Soler's first game I was texting with him and trying to them to mention on-air Latos' history with beaning Bryant after the homer and the subsequent homer to Soler as well. 

He said they were unaware of it.

Hopefully the Cubs can continue to shove it right up his ass for years to come.
Him and his idiot wife.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.