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SKO

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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #150 on: August 26, 2015, 09:27:01 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 26, 2015, 12:43:53 AM
Pretty amazing that "Jake Arrieta didn't have his best out there tonight" results in 6 IP, 4 H, 0 ER, 1 BB, 8 SO.

I actually thought he had some of his best stuff all year till he threw that ball wide of second on that error. That seemed to get him off of his game a little bit and made him throw like 20 more pitches in the inning when he could have been out of there and probably pitched the seventh and saved us all from Tommy Hunter. Oh well. Jake is the balls.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #151 on: August 30, 2015, 09:56:44 PM »
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #152 on: August 30, 2015, 09:56:58 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #153 on: August 30, 2015, 09:59:06 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #154 on: August 30, 2015, 10:06:55 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #155 on: August 30, 2015, 10:09:43 PM »
This freaking guy.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #156 on: August 30, 2015, 10:12:35 PM »
Time for a sideswipe:

"I don't think this team improves by trading Scott Feldman." -- Jeff Samardzija
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #157 on: August 30, 2015, 10:16:34 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #158 on: August 30, 2015, 10:56:54 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #159 on: August 30, 2015, 11:04:36 PM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #160 on: August 30, 2015, 11:27:43 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on August 30, 2015, 11:04:36 PM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 30, 2015, 10:12:35 PM
Time for a sideswipe:

"I don't think this team improves by trading Scott Feldman." -- Jeff Samardzija

I must find this article.

This is absurd: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-07-02/sports/ct-spt-0703-cubs-moves-chicago-20130703_1_carlos-marmol-international-signing-bonus-slots-steve-clevenger

There's a Cubs columnist gig waiting for Jeff at the Sun-Times as soon as he retires.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #161 on: August 31, 2015, 12:18:11 AM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #162 on: August 31, 2015, 03:30:54 AM »
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #163 on: August 31, 2015, 07:09:58 AM »
Meh.  He didn't throw to bases or pick off runners AT ALL.  What the fuck?  It's like he doesn't even want to win.  Gutless fucking arsehole.
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Re: Jake Arrieta Premature Ejaculation Thread
« Reply #164 on: August 31, 2015, 09:36:21 AM »
I also enjoyed Mattingly throwing Joc Pederson out there against Jake Arrieta for his first start since getting benched. That's a way to build a kid back up. I almost felt bad about Jake predictably pantsing him over and over.
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