Jake Arrieta 2017 Salary Drive Sploogefest

[morpheus]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

[Bort]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[SKO]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

[SKO]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

DPD, but I also like the guy who responded to the first dude saying how awesome it was that he clearly got under Jake's skin and how it was kinda unprofessional for Jake to reply.

Because you should just be able to say whatever you want to celebrities on twitter and get mad when they respond.

[Bort]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

They are aware that there was a 20 year long stretch where Pittsburgh couldn't even break .500 that ended two years ago, right?

[Bort]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

DPD, but I also like the guy who responded to the first dude saying how awesome it was that he clearly got under Jake's skin and how it was kinda unprofessional for Jake to reply.

Because you should just be able to say whatever you want to celebrities on twitter and get mad when they respond.

DPD, also, he didn't seem mad at all. I read that as being ice-cold.

[SKO]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

DPD, but I also like the guy who responded to the first dude saying how awesome it was that he clearly got under Jake's skin and how it was kinda unprofessional for Jake to reply.

Because you should just be able to say whatever you want to celebrities on twitter and get mad when they respond.

DPD, also, he didn't seem mad at all. I read that as being ice-cold.

Yeah, I don't think he was emotional at all. Honestly I don't even think he was guaranteeing a win or anything (although it's more fun to assume so), I think he was just saying that it makes no difference to him if they're all wearing black shirts and cheering really loudly.

[Tonker]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

DPD, but I also like the guy who responded to the first dude saying how awesome it was that he clearly got under Jake's skin and how it was kinda unprofessional for Jake to reply.

Because you should just be able to say whatever you want to celebrities on twitter and get mad when they respond.

DPD, also, he didn't seem mad at all. I read that as being ice-cold.

Indeed.  Terrifyingly so.

[Quality Start Machine]

Jake Arrieta has pendulous balls. https://twitter.com/JArrieta34/status/650799923017945088

I have just spontaneously ejaculated sperm into my undergarments.

And the Pirates Twittersphere has exploded with glorious asshurt.  Everyone wins.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love how boastful Pirates fans are of their playoff experience giving them the edge, when 50% of their playoff experience is losing the wildcard game at home.

DPD, but I also like the guy who responded to the first dude saying how awesome it was that he clearly got under Jake's skin and how it was kinda unprofessional for Jake to reply.

Because you should just be able to say whatever you want to celebrities on twitter and get mad when they respond.

DPD, also, he didn't seem mad at all. I read that as being ice-cold.

Yeah, I don't think he was emotional at all. Honestly I don't even think he was guaranteeing a win or anything (although it's more fun to assume so), I think he was just saying that it makes no difference to him if they're all wearing black shirts and cheering really loudly.

He's also so loose about Wednesday that he can break balls on Twitter.

[Saul Goodman]

By far, the most effective insult Pirates fans have against the Cubs is that we're overly excited about a third-place team. Devastating.

[Brownie]

By far, the most effective insult Pirates fans have against the Cubs is that we're overly excited about a third-place team. Devastating.

I'm sure you couldn't get good cocaine from Clark the Cub.

[Slaky]

I guarantee you Jake is going to the mound with the theme from Rocky IV in his head knowing that the Pirates won't score a single run. He's obviously very gifted but his demeanor is no joke. He's a bad ass.

[Brownie]

Looking at this, he should sneer at the Gods and shave his beard. Holy shit, that look is Lily-esque:

[PenFoe]

I guarantee you Jake is going to the mound with the theme from Rocky IV in his head knowing that the Pirates won't score a single run. He's obviously very gifted but his demeanor is no joke. He's a bad ass.

Burning Heart or Hearts on Fire?

[Quality Start Machine]

I guarantee you Jake is going to the mound with the theme from Rocky IV in his head knowing that the Pirates won't score a single run. He's obviously very gifted but his demeanor is no joke. He's a bad ass.

Burning Heart or Hearts on Fire?

He's totally a Heart's on Fire guy. He's going to run out to the mound and yell "DRAGO!"