Beer

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I almost got the Oktoberfest the other day, but found some Rogue Dead Guy and nabbed it instead.

It's better in the half-gallon jug. Because it allows you to practice playing the jug.

The electric jug?

[Internet Apex]

Costco has cases of Paulaner and Hofbrau for octoberfest. Good times had by all. Sam Adams octoberfest also surprised me, is actually a good beer. Spaten is the king still.

Am I a homer for liking Sam Adams' offerings?

No.

I almost got the Oktoberfest the other day, but found some Rogue Dead Guy and nabbed it instead.  Is SA's Oktoberfest decent?

I drink it.

I always look forward to the SA Oktoberfest; it's phenomenal.

Woah ho. Take it easy, big shooter.

[Internet Apex]

I almost got the Oktoberfest the other day, but found some Rogue Dead Guy and nabbed it instead.

It's better in the half-gallon jug. Because it allows you to practice playing the jug.

The electric jug?

The electric plug. Woot. Happy. Birthday. Too. Me.

[Tonker]

Costco has cases of Paulaner and Hofbrau for octoberfest. Good times had by all. Sam Adams octoberfest also surprised me, is actually a good beer. Spaten is the king still.

BH, what is wrong with you, man?  You're an intelligent, switched-on, likeable sort of a bloke.  But this?  This is the KING OF WRONG.

For future reference, I have attached below the München Helles Chart.  It is irrefutable :

Augustiner > Ayinger > Andechser > Paulaner > Hofbräu > Everything Else > Spaten.

[BH]

Costco has cases of Paulaner and Hofbrau for octoberfest. Good times had by all. Sam Adams octoberfest also surprised me, is actually a good beer. Spaten is the king still.

BH, what is wrong with you, man?  You're an intelligent, switched-on, likeable sort of a bloke.  But this?  This is the KING OF WRONG.

For future reference, I have attached below the München Helles Chart.  It is irrefutable :

Augustiner > Ayinger > Andechser > Paulaner > Hofbräu > Everything Else > Spaten.

Your list seems more official than mine. I'll go with it. I'm wrong (although Spaten is still a great beer in my opinion).
At costco I went with Paulaner over everything they had.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Costco has cases of Paulaner and Hofbrau for octoberfest. Good times had by all. Sam Adams octoberfest also surprised me, is actually a good beer. Spaten is the king still.

BH, what is wrong with you, man?  You're an intelligent, switched-on, likeable sort of a bloke.  But this?  This is the KING OF WRONG.

For future reference, I have attached below the München Helles Chart.  It is irrefutable :

Augustiner > Ayinger > Andechser > Paulaner > Hofbräu > Everything Else > Spaten.

I've had the Paulaner Heff and the Hofbrau Dunkel...I have no idea how to say it in fancy hipster speak, so I'll just say that these beers were delicious.

[Bort]

I almost got the Oktoberfest the other day, but found some Rogue Dead Guy and nabbed it instead.

It's better in the half-gallon jug. Because it allows you to practice playing the jug.

The electric jug?

"You got a problem with that?'

[Slaky]

You know what was a good beer that I had one time, never to be had again (yet)?

Franziskaner's hefeweiss. I guess they're owned by Spaten so I'm sure I'm getting the look of disapproval from somewhere in Tulip World.

[Bort]

You know what was a good beer that I had one time, never to be had again (yet)?

Franziskaner's hefeweiss. I guess they're owned by Spaten so I'm sure I'm getting the look of disapproval from somewhere in Tulip World.

Weird, I also tried it once, enjoyed it well enough, but never had it again.

[Powdered Toast Man]

You know what was a good beer that I had one time, never to be had again (yet)?

Franziskaner's hefeweiss. I guess they're owned by Spaten so I'm sure I'm getting the look of disapproval from somewhere in Tulip World.

Weird, I also tried it once, enjoyed it well enough, but never had it again.

I've had it more than once, liked it more than once, and it's quite decent.

[Internet Apex]

I had my first Hobgoblin on draft at a local tavern last night. Fucking tremendous dark English ale. I won't describe the taste because I was already drunk and just know that I loved what was happening in my mouth at the time.

http://www.wychwood.co.uk/

[Bort]

I won't describe the taste because I was already drunk and just know that I loved what was happening in my mouth at the time.

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[Tonker]

To be fair to BH, pretty much any Münchener Helles is better than more or less any other lager beer that you can come up with, so Spaten is by no means a bad beer - it's just that Müncheners have so many other really *great* beers to choose from that almost nobody drinks it.  There's absolutely nothing wrong with Franziskaner Weizen at all - it's excellent... but it does give you the two-bob-bits if you drink enough of it.  My poor, tortured ricker endured the morning after one too many nights on the dunkelweiss when I first arrived in München, and I've been wary of it ever since.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Two-bob-bits?

[Slaky]

Two-bob-bits?

The shits dummy. The trots. The runs. Green apple splatters.