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J. Walter Weatherman
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« Reply #675 on: February 08, 2012, 12:59:57 PM »
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« Reply #676 on: February 08, 2012, 02:36:26 PM »
So that's how she gained all that weight.

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« Reply #677 on: February 09, 2012, 03:47:36 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on February 08, 2012, 02:36:26 PM
So that's how she gained all that weight tits.


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« Reply #678 on: February 09, 2012, 09:02:41 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 09, 2012, 03:47:36 AM
Quote from: Slaky on February 08, 2012, 02:36:26 PM
So that's how she gained all that weight tits.



I also posted the pic for masturbatory purposes.
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« Reply #679 on: March 13, 2012, 01:31:03 PM »
New app tells you how old your beer is.

Just downloaded it ($1.99), so no review yet, but the idea is great - especially for breweries that don't give you a drink-by date.
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« Reply #680 on: March 13, 2012, 03:45:46 PM »
Quote from: PenPho on March 13, 2012, 01:31:03 PM
New app tells you how old your beer is.

Just downloaded it ($1.99), so no review yet, but the idea is great - especially for breweries that don't give you a drink-by date.

Now I need one that can accurately tell me how much beer is left in the barrel.  I've tried those thermal strips that stick to the side of the barrel, but something more like a meter would be great. Of course, running out always gives the opportunity to try something from a smaller batch.
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« Reply #681 on: March 14, 2012, 09:23:04 AM »
beermenus.com is a great site but if they would come out with an app that lets the user search from their location by beer that would be perfection.

Say you're on Chicago and Franklin and you're craving a Zombie Dust. Just open up the app, the phone locates you, search for the beer by name and the app loads up any bar within X miles that has the beer.

Why isn't this a thing?
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« Reply #682 on: March 14, 2012, 10:03:10 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:23:04 AM
beermenus.com is a great site but if they would come out with an app that lets the user search from their location by beer that would be perfection.

Say you're on Chicago and Franklin and you're craving a Zombie Dust. Just open up the app, the phone locates you, search for the beer by name and the app loads up any bar within X miles that has the beer.

Why isn't this a thing?

America, land of innovation!
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« Reply #683 on: March 14, 2012, 10:08:31 AM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on March 14, 2012, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: Slaky on March 14, 2012, 09:23:04 AM
beermenus.com is a great site but if they would come out with an app that lets the user search from their location by beer that would be perfection.

Say you're on Chicago and Franklin and you're craving a Zombie Dust. Just open up the app, the phone locates you, search for the beer by name and the app loads up any bar within X miles that has the beer.

Why isn't this a thing?

America, land of innovation!

I want this fictional app
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« Reply #684 on: March 16, 2012, 12:19:46 PM »

Just saw this going up, for all you northern suburban types.
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« Reply #685 on: March 20, 2012, 05:39:11 AM »
So, anyway, turns out that I'm going to get the chance to buy some Westvleteren XII.  Yes, that Westvleteren XII.

Which is nice.
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« Reply #686 on: March 20, 2012, 07:49:55 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on March 20, 2012, 05:39:11 AM
So, anyway, turns out that I'm going to get the chance to buy some Westvleteren XII.  Yes, that Westvleteren XII.

Which is nice.

Nice.
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« Reply #687 on: March 20, 2012, 08:13:24 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on March 20, 2012, 05:39:11 AM
So, anyway, turns out that I'm going to get the chance to buy some Westvleteren XII.  Yes, that Westvleteren XII.

Which is nice.

Congratulations. How does that work, you go on a waiting list?
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« Reply #688 on: March 20, 2012, 08:57:42 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on March 20, 2012, 05:39:11 AM
So, anyway, turns out that I'm going to get the chance to buy some Westvleteren XII.  Yes, that Westvleteren XII.

Which is nice.

When you're here this summer forget Big Star and Danny's - we'll go to a craft beer bar.

Also, I ganked a bottle of KBS from my brother's cellar (which is fucking loaded with awesomeness).
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« Reply #689 on: March 20, 2012, 09:09:22 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on March 20, 2012, 08:57:42 AM
Quote from: Tonker on March 20, 2012, 05:39:11 AM
So, anyway, turns out that I'm going to get the chance to buy some Westvleteren XII.  Yes, that Westvleteren XII.

Which is nice.

When you're here this summer forget Big Star and Danny's - we'll go to a craft beer bar.

Also, I ganked a bottle of KBS from my brother's cellar (which is fucking loaded with awesomeness).

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