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Kiner's Koroner
« on: February 06, 2014, 02:35:53 PM »
Hall of Famer and 1/3 of the Cubs' Venus de Milo Outfield, Ralph Kiner, age 91.
TIME TO POST!

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 02:42:52 PM »
Quote from: Fork on February 06, 2014, 02:35:53 PM
Hall of Famer and 1/3 of the Cubs' Venus de Milo Outfield, Ralph Kiner, age 91.

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 03:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Fork on February 06, 2014, 02:35:53 PM
Hall of Famer and 1/3 of the Cubs' Venus de Milo Outfield, Ralph Kiner, age 91.

Wait... he was still alive?

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM »
Kiner's Koffin Korner
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...
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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Granted, in this case I kinda stole from him, but still...
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2014, 11:13:32 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?

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Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2014, 09:07:30 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?

Kineranzo Deathbeanzo

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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2014, 09:25:01 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 07, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?

Kineranzo Deathbeanzo

RAFE KINDOO DEDD BECCA

Kiner's Optoat
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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2014, 10:10:28 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 07, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?

Kineranzo Deathbeanzo

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2014, 10:32:23 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 07, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?

Kineranzo Deathbeanzo

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2014, 01:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on February 07, 2014, 10:32:23 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 07, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 11:13:32 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 07:56:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 06:33:32 PM
Quote from: Slaky on February 06, 2014, 04:46:03 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 06, 2014, 04:37:50 PM
Quote from: PANK! on February 06, 2014, 04:25:12 PM
Kiner's Koffin Korner

Fork's was better.

Maybe if Kiner had been a punter...

Or a white supremacist

I agree that Fork's was better, but then again I wasn't trying to top him either...I thought one of the things we did here was add on. 

Kiner's Dead Korner?

Kineranzo Deathbeanzo

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Re: Kiner's Koroner
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2014, 01:56:03 PM »
Morgan Freeman outlives another one.