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J. Walter Weatherman

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Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« on: April 03, 2014, 10:27:41 PM »
Is it too early for this? Will I come to regret starting this thread?

2-run jimmy off Mat Latos in his first career AA plate appearance tonight.

[ falls asleep with spent wiener in hand ]

In his second trip to the plate, Latos apparently gave Bryant a lesson in respecting the game. Right in the ass. Bryant responded by stealing second.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2014, 08:47:29 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2014, 10:27:41 PM
Is it too early for this? Will I come to regret starting this thread?

2-run jimmy off Mat Latos in his first career AA plate appearance tonight.

[ falls asleep with spent wiener in hand ]

In his second trip to the plate, Latos apparently gave Bryant a lesson in respecting the game. Right in the ass. Bryant responded by stealing second.

QuoteTennessee Top of the 3rd
Rubi Silva strikes out swinging.
Kris Bryant hit by pitch.
Offensive Substitution: Pinch-hitter John Andreoli replaces Jorge Soler.


Uh...

EDIT: Hamstring Tightness, per the internets.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2014, 08:52:31 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2014, 10:27:41 PM
Is it too early for this? Will I come to regret starting this thread?


Nope.

He's gone in dry on pitching at every level so far.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2014, 09:22:36 AM »
No Kris Bryant is going to blow this league to bits. Holy shit I am beyond excited.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2014, 10:47:27 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 04, 2014, 09:22:36 AM
No Kris Bryant is going to blow this league to bits. Holy shit I am beyond excited.

I was just thinking that this Cubs squad would be downright chubworthy with a 2001 Sammy Sosa dude going apeshit in the middle of the lineup. Fuck, I'd settle for a 1995 Sammy Sosa and it seems like that's not far off.

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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2014, 10:55:10 AM »
That Smokies lineup is so bonerific.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2014, 12:04:50 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 04, 2014, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2014, 10:27:41 PM
Is it too early for this? Will I come to regret starting this thread?

2-run jimmy off Mat Latos in his first career AA plate appearance tonight.

[ falls asleep with spent wiener in hand ]

In his second trip to the plate, Latos apparently gave Bryant a lesson in respecting the game. Right in the ass. Bryant responded by stealing second.

QuoteTennessee Top of the 3rd
Rubi Silva strikes out swinging.
Kris Bryant hit by pitch.
Offensive Substitution: Pinch-hitter John Andreoli replaces Jorge Soler.


Uh...

EDIT: Hamstring Tightness, per the internets.



Hopefully we're not looking at another year like last.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2014, 02:00:05 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 04, 2014, 12:04:50 PM
Quote from: InternetApex on April 04, 2014, 08:47:29 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 03, 2014, 10:27:41 PM
Is it too early for this? Will I come to regret starting this thread?

2-run jimmy off Mat Latos in his first career AA plate appearance tonight.

[ falls asleep with spent wiener in hand ]

In his second trip to the plate, Latos apparently gave Bryant a lesson in respecting the game. Right in the ass. Bryant responded by stealing second.

QuoteTennessee Top of the 3rd
Rubi Silva strikes out swinging.
Kris Bryant hit by pitch.
Offensive Substitution: Pinch-hitter John Andreoli replaces Jorge Soler.


Uh...

EDIT: Hamstring Tightness, per the internets.



Hopefully we're not looking at another year like last.

Someone ask Jesse WTF is a "lingering hammy."
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2014, 09:14:48 AM »
Keep dat bum Solar out of da Chris Brian thread
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #9 on: April 05, 2014, 11:07:13 AM »
2 games, 2 dongs.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2014, 11:52:16 AM »
Quote from: Fork on April 05, 2014, 11:07:13 AM
2 games, 2 dongs.

Christ Brian: Dong Machine
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2014, 09:07:08 AM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2014, 08:56:38 AM »
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2014, 10:39:37 AM »
Fourth tit.
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Re: Kris Bryant Firehose of Splooge Thread
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2014, 11:09:47 AM »
Present.
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