2014 General NFL Thread

[SKO]

https://vine.co/v/MVhpXPJtpE7 Matt Scott. All he does is vomit and throw touchdowns, son.

[PenFoe]

What in the fuck, Packers?

Could you stop trying to be so fucking gross for two seconds, Wisconsin?

[CBStew]

What in the fuck, Packers?

Could you stop trying to be so fucking gross for two seconds, Wisconsin?

It looks like a conceptual art project dreamed up by a culinary school dropout.

[SKO]

What in the fuck, Packers?

Could you stop trying to be so fucking gross for two seconds, Wisconsin?

They're just celebrating Peter King's website calling them the deepest and most talented team in the NFC. Because super deep teams give up 30 points a game and lose seven games when Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews go down. I guess Seattle and San Francisco just stopped playing, or something.

[Eli]

They're just celebrating Peter King's website calling them the deepest and most talented team in the NFC. Because super deep teams give up 30 points a game and lose seven games when Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews go down. I guess Seattle and San Francisco just stopped playing, or something.

Dynamite segue, SKO.

[PenFoe]

They're just celebrating Peter King's website calling them the deepest and most talented team in the NFC. Because super deep teams give up 30 points a game and lose seven games when Aaron Rodgers and Clay Matthews go down. I guess Seattle and San Francisco just stopped playing, or something.

Dynamite segue, SKO.

SKO's gonna drown his anger in 3 of those sausages and then go write a 10,000-word "Open Letter to Peter King"

[ChuckD]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

[SKO]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

I think it looks gross. But I love a big sausage less than most, I suppose.

[PenFoe]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

Says the only guy here who lives in Wisconsin.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

I'm with Chuck.  

SHOCKING that Pen the Militant Vegan was rendered half-knelt at the toilet in reaction to it.

[Richard Chuggar]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

I'm with Chuck.  

SHOCKING that Pen the Militant Vegan was rendered half-knelt at the toilet in reaction to it.

How many of those can you fit in your pannier you fat blob?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

I'm with Chuck.  

SHOCKING that Pen the Militant Vegan was rendered half-knelt at the toilet in reaction to it.

How many of those can you fit in your pannier you fat blob?

They wouldn't even make it back to the bike rack.

[CBStew]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

What is that white stuff oozing over and around the sausage?  Wait.  Don't answer.  I withdraw the question.

[Saul Goodman]

Why is Chris Conte still here I hate this team so much FIRE EMERY

[Tonker]

Back on topic. While large in proportion, that horse collar thing looks tasty. I'd go halfsies on one.

I think it looks gross. But I love a big sausage less than most, I suppose.

It's a metric Tonkful of encased meat, bread, something called beer cheese, and onions.  What the fuck is not to like?  What, more to the point, the fuck is wrong with you people?

BEER CHEESE.