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Bort

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #150 on: October 02, 2014, 06:05:46 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2014, 05:36:33 PM
I've been to a few NFL drafts. Think of a room full of guys who make SKO look like he has only a passing interest in football, while they all have only a passing interest in personal hygeine.

But do they have belts?
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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #151 on: October 02, 2014, 06:11:50 PM »
Quote from: Bort on October 02, 2014, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2014, 05:36:33 PM
I've been to a few NFL drafts. Think of a room full of guys who make SKO look like he has only a passing interest in football, while they all have only a passing interest in personal hygeine.

But do they have belts?

Nay. See our guts are the source of our hot takes,  thus none of us can dare to restrict them with some oppressive belt.
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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #152 on: October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM »
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #153 on: October 03, 2014, 09:04:30 AM »
Quote from: Bort on October 02, 2014, 06:05:46 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2014, 05:36:33 PM
I've been to a few NFL drafts. Think of a room full of guys who make SKO look like he has only a passing interest in football, while they all have only a passing interest in personal hygeine.

But do they have belts?

Come on Bort, Zubaz don't have belt loops.

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #154 on: October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.
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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #155 on: October 03, 2014, 09:35:58 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

I worked with a guy whose brother worked for the NFL, so we always got in easily. It was fun watching the Jets fans lose their shit on an annual basis.
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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #156 on: October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #157 on: October 03, 2014, 10:17:40 AM »
Quote from: BH on October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #158 on: October 03, 2014, 10:22:39 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on October 03, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
Quote from: BH on October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #159 on: October 03, 2014, 10:35:44 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 03, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 03, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
Quote from: BH on October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #160 on: October 03, 2014, 11:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Bort on October 03, 2014, 10:35:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 03, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 03, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
Quote from: BH on October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

So two at a bare minimum.
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #161 on: October 03, 2014, 11:14:57 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 03, 2014, 11:01:21 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 03, 2014, 10:35:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 03, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 03, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
Quote from: BH on October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

So two at a bare minimum.

Exactly.  I'm still waiting for an answer . . .
Because when you're fighting for your man, experience is a mutha'.

ChuckD

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #162 on: October 03, 2014, 11:19:10 AM »
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 03, 2014, 11:14:57 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 03, 2014, 11:01:21 AM
Quote from: Bort on October 03, 2014, 10:35:44 AM
Quote from: Richard Chuggar on October 03, 2014, 10:22:39 AM
Quote from: PenFoe on October 03, 2014, 10:17:40 AM
Quote from: BH on October 03, 2014, 10:04:50 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 03, 2014, 09:07:37 AM
Quote from: Slaky on October 03, 2014, 08:53:36 AM
Lost in the jokes: Fork went to an NFL draft.

More than one, apparently.

GMs would call him into the draft room to get first hand injury recovery info.

On the one hand, you've made this exact same joke 9000 times.

On the other hand, this was funny.

How many hands do you have?

I'm no mathmagician but I count two in that post.

So two at a bare minimum.

Exactly.  I'm still waiting for an answer . . .

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SKO

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #163 on: October 03, 2014, 11:21:44 AM »
I'm always surprised by the number of people who aren't insane like me who watch the draft on TV, I can't even imagine who would enjoy actually going there to watch some awkward hugs after a guy reads a name off of a card.
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Slaky

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Re: Bears 2015 Draft Discussion
« Reply #164 on: October 03, 2014, 11:23:32 AM »
Quote from: SKO on October 03, 2014, 11:21:44 AM
I'm always surprised by the number of people who aren't insane like me who watch the draft on TV, I can't even imagine who would enjoy actually going there to watch some awkward hugs after a guy reads a name off of a card.

Not to mention you don't have a place to charge your electric vagina.