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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2014, 12:34:15 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:23:58 PM
I don't even know who this thread is about.

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Bort

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM »
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"
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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.

Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Bort

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2014, 12:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Bort

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2014, 12:49:47 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

My personal Barista, Danny. Why?
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM »
A WOMAN IS DEAD!
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

PenFoe

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2014, 12:54:39 PM »
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Bort

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2014, 12:56:27 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

It's ok. She wasn't that great a person.
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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2014, 01:12:32 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:49:47 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:48:17 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:43:32 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 12:40:06 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:37:50 PM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 10:29:57 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 10:00:34 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 09:32:24 AM
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 09:30:35 AM
Quote from: PANK! on December 10, 2014, 08:04:08 AM
Quote from: Tonker on December 10, 2014, 07:56:45 AM
Quote from: Fork on December 10, 2014, 05:12:39 AM
Quote from: BBM on December 10, 2014, 03:54:15 AM
Judy Baar Topinka folds up her white sox jersey

My whole going to get?

The whole fewer not less?

*approved*

*descriptivist eyerolled*

*beats Bort senseless with his own feather boa*

On a more important note, how can someone with a State of the Art Pankboard be pedantic about anything?

It's like the difference between physical and mental retardation.  Typographical errors are not the same as grammatical mis-setps.  COME ON, MAN.

In that grammatical "missteps" are only important in formal writing, but being an addle-pated potato-finger too inebriated on papal firewater to proofread before mashing the TIME TAE POST button is a far more avoidable social faux pas?

Except I'm not a shanty irishman.  I just blame my subpar rural edumacation

I'm talking about Huey. You just made a typo. His entire persona is "TOO AGNRY TO TYPFE tSTRAGITG"

Breathlessly protest all you want, but it's still not the same as miscomprehending certain grammarian pedantry.


I comprehend you just fine. I think people who correct people for what is arguably not even an error in modern usage, and is definitely not an error in informal discussion need to sit the fuck down and finish their oPtoat soup in silence.

Meow. 

Who put the muscle in your delightful North Shore Starbucks Holiday Peppermint Frappaccino today?

My personal Barista, Danny. Why?

Hoped you tipped him because you have MUCHO VIGOR today.
Just a sloppy, undisciplined team.  Garbage.

--SKO, on the 2018 Chicago Cubs

Yeti

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Re: One less Xmas card your going to get...
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2014, 01:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Bort on December 10, 2014, 12:56:27 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on December 10, 2014, 12:54:39 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on December 10, 2014, 12:52:47 PM
A WOMAN IS DEAD!

This is the worst thread.

It's ok. She wasn't that great a person.

She championed gay rights, which is important to Thrilldo