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SKO

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #30 on: April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM »
Bump. Mother fucker
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PenFoe

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck
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Eli

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #32 on: April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

CubFaninHydePark

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #33 on: April 21, 2015, 08:45:48 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

In a word: yes.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #34 on: April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.
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PenFoe

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #35 on: April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.
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Eli

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #36 on: April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

SKO

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #37 on: April 21, 2015, 10:10:58 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

Well CFIHP not getting it I understand because he comes here to troll and bitch and then buggers back under his bridge, but Fork should have known better
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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #38 on: April 21, 2015, 10:27:41 PM »
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

Well CFIHP not getting it I understand because he comes here to troll and bitch and then buggers back under his bridge, but Fork should have known better

ERA is now 9.64. If I had a job ERA it would at least be below 4.00.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #39 on: April 21, 2015, 10:49:18 PM »
Quote from: Bonk on April 21, 2015, 10:27:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

Well CFIHP not getting it I understand because he comes here to troll and bitch and then buggers back under his bridge, but Fork should have known better

ERA is now 9.64. If I had a job ERA it would at least be below 4.00.

This makes zero sense. Well done.
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Tonker

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #40 on: April 22, 2015, 03:14:07 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 21, 2015, 10:49:18 PM
Quote from: Bonk on April 21, 2015, 10:27:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

Well CFIHP not getting it I understand because he comes here to troll and bitch and then buggers back under his bridge, but Fork should have known better

ERA is now 9.64. If I had a job ERA it would at least be below 4.00.

This makes zero sense. Well done.

It makes perfect sense.
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #41 on: April 22, 2015, 03:20:56 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

Well CFIHP not getting it I understand because he comes here to troll and bitch and then buggers back under his bridge, but Fork should have known better

I know it's a bit. But seriously, fuck Schlitter. He has me wanting Edwin Jackson to pitch.
TIME TO POST!

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Powdered Toast Man

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #42 on: April 22, 2015, 08:03:05 AM »
Okay, it's time to fucking firebarn Brian Schlitter. Get bent.
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Eli

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #43 on: April 22, 2015, 08:33:55 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on April 22, 2015, 03:14:07 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 21, 2015, 10:49:18 PM
Quote from: Bonk on April 21, 2015, 10:27:41 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 10:10:58 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 09:57:45 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 09:31:21 PM
Quote from: Median Desipio Chucklehead on April 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 21, 2015, 08:22:07 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 21, 2015, 08:18:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on April 21, 2015, 08:16:51 PM
Bump. Mother fucker

Fuck this fucking fuck

So we're just supposed to hate on the guy for accepting a contract and chasing his dream of playing in the big leagues?

When he's worse at his job than any of us are at ours? Yes.

Pretty sure Eli is just doing a bit guys. I know that yesterday is hard to remember, but this was a thing.

I wasn't even being remotely subtle.

Well CFIHP not getting it I understand because he comes here to troll and bitch and then buggers back under his bridge, but Fork should have known better

ERA is now 9.64. If I had a job ERA it would at least be below 4.00.

This makes zero sense. Well done.

It makes perfect sense.

Forget it, it's Sterlingtown.

InternetApex

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Re: Time to firebarn Brian Schlitter
« Reply #44 on: April 22, 2015, 09:04:36 AM »
The middle innings are a real shitshow right now. The starters will get stretched out soon, I hope and they'll rely less on Schlitter, Jason Motte and Phil Meth. I know it's insane, but I actually wouldn't mind seeing E-Jax get a tryout in a leverage situation, as he can't be worse than the aforementioned. Actually, I guess he can.

But if you're looking for reasons why the enthusiasm should be tempered and the postseason we covet may be at least a year away, these slapdicks might be it. I know the Reds and Pirates have similar issues in that area. A lot of teams do at this point with starters going 5-6 innings a start and back ends of rotations still in flux. But this could be a real bad deal for us.

Also, anyone who had a problem with Pedro Strop at anytime during his tenure here now has this opportunity to apologize, directly to me. 
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