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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #210 on: April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM »
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #211 on: April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #212 on: April 29, 2016, 11:08:49 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #213 on: April 30, 2016, 01:28:22 AM »
Matt Szczur has been a pleasant surprise. I like surprises.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #214 on: April 30, 2016, 07:59:15 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

It'll last until he shows up in the PED thread. And I for one am fine with that.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #215 on: April 30, 2016, 09:12:32 AM »
In my opinion, champion teams often have a lot of unexpected heroes. Even in previous "good" seasons, there were dud players that we had to contend with. (Troy O'Leary, anyone?) This year, on this team, just like last year it's going to be hard to find a guy to hate. Except for the mouth breather, and that's ok too.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #216 on: April 30, 2016, 07:05:25 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.

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I laughed so hard.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #217 on: April 30, 2016, 08:19:11 PM »
Quote from: InternetApex on April 30, 2016, 07:05:25 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:49 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 29, 2016, 11:08:16 PM
Quote from: PANK! on April 29, 2016, 10:41:33 PM
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Well put. 

I also wonder how much credit Maddon gets. I mean, I know that kinda shit can easily get overblown but Joe does seem to make full use of the 25-man roster.  To his credit, though, Szczur seems to have taken full advantage.  Good on him--he actually might end up proving for have more value to the Cubs as a player than he would as trade bait--which I assume is still kinda low.

I'm all in on this dude right now. I love watching this.

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I laughed so hard.

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He's just sucking up.

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #218 on: May 01, 2016, 04:27:32 PM »
Flush today's turd and take it out on the Pirates starting tomorrow.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #219 on: May 03, 2016, 05:33:39 AM »
They've scored 146 runs on 341 total bases. Or in other words, 42.8% of their total bases have resulted in runs.

That's... uh... pretty good?
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #220 on: May 03, 2016, 06:39:16 AM »
Quote from: Grandmaster Wang on May 03, 2016, 05:33:39 AM
They've scored 146 runs on 341 total bases. Or in other words, 42.8% of their total bases have resulted in runs.

That's... uh... pretty good?

So 42.8% of the time they are 100% of the way to scoring when they get on base? That's absolutely staggering.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #221 on: May 03, 2016, 08:16:52 AM »
Loving skipping the Quality Start Machinetm to get Jake and Lester putting the boot to Pittsburgh's neck in May.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #222 on: May 03, 2016, 08:34:03 AM »
At the 16 game point, I like to look at the standings because it projects to a 162 game season. I know, it's totally pointless, but I've looked at the standings in this way since I was a kid. The Cubs were 12-4, or on pace for a 120 win season.

To maintain this pace, they will need to go 6-2 in their next 8 games. I think it's actually possible.
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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #223 on: May 03, 2016, 08:53:17 AM »
Quote from: Canadouche on May 03, 2016, 08:34:03 AM
At the 16 game point, I like to look at the standings because it projects to a 162 game season. I know, it's totally pointless, but I've looked at the standings in this way since I was a kid. The Cubs were 12-4, or on pace for a 120 win season.

To maintain this pace, they will need to go 6-2 in their next 8 games. I think it's actually possible.

Wait... a 12-4 pace over 16 games is the same as a 6-2 pace over 8 games?

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Re: The 2016 Cubs: SPLOOGE SPLOOGE SPLOOGE
« Reply #224 on: May 03, 2016, 10:49:00 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 29, 2016, 07:34:34 PM
Probably doesn't deserve his own thread yet, but Matt Szczur deserves some love for turning himself from basically a non-prospect into a useful 4th-5th outfielder. Sounds like he's worked hard to revamp his swing and add power, plus develop a bit of plate discipline. Who knows how long it'll last, but good for him.

Way to jinx him.

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Assume that means Szczur is DLing