The Office

[PTanner]

Turn around
every now and then I get a little bit stinky
and the farts are coming out of my butt

I need to fart tonight
I need to fart forever
and if you'll only pull my finger
we'll be smelling farts together

turn around, fart sound
Every now and then I cut a fart

For some reason, "turn around, fart sound" was my favorite line.

I liked "cut a fart". I haven't heard that one in a long time.

More sensationalism. How in the hell do you "cut" a fart with a knife? Is anything realistic on this show?

My farts are so thick you need a chainsaw.

[Eli]

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

[bocaj]

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

[Slaky+]

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

[bocaj]

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

No, I'm not better then any of you, and I come here just to laugh. But, yes, I do hope you guys can help raise my self-esteem.

[Three times a JD]

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

[KD]

bocaj,

Good god, you're a twat.

[Slaky+]

None of that was a bit funny, at all. I sure hope the dumbass intern, who threw that crap together, didn't spend more then 10 minutes and one bowl of weed on it.

Leave it to the shittiest poster on Desipio to act as the comedy police.

How'd I earn that distinction? Did I miss the voting or is that just an arbitrary title? But, even if I am, I'm fine with that: it's like being called the dumbest MENSA member, except not.

Ah, the old "You guys are all morons and I'm better than all of you which I am only saying because it's quite clear most of you find me annoying and the reason I keep coming back over and over again is in the hopes that some day you will find me as appealing and boost my self-esteem" routine.

I've seen that one before.

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

If you were going for a Dustyism, spot on.

[BH]

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

While we're dishing out excuses and leeway, can you all stop calling me fat because I was born with big bones?

[PTanner]

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

While we're dishing out excuses and leeway, can you all stop calling me fat because I was born with big bones?

Well insulated big bones.

[Three times a JD]

I think we should cut boc some slak.  He's what, 19?  20?  He's not even old enough to know how much he doesn't know yet.  His opinions are formed by the most recent thing he's read or heard. 

While we're dishing out excuses and leeway, can you all stop calling me fat because I was born with big bones? Me want food!

Geez, are you ever not hungry?

[Kerm]

This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

[BH]

This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

[Kerm]

This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun and Spartacus.

[Andre Dawson's Creek]

This week's episode is going to be SO good.

Wait, which thread is this?

I thought you and Sullivan were watching 27 dresses Thursday?

You're confused.  My good friend PAUL SULLIVAN and I have excellent taste in movies.  Thursday's double feature is Top Gun 13 Going on 30 and Spartacus How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Roeper'd