The "really" old stuff

You know, when stuff is this hilarious (snicker, snicker) it seems a shame to throw it away.  So instead of tossing our stuff to the garbage man every Wednesday, we're horning it away in our basement.  It's the vault and it's where you can find the best of the old stuff.  Or at least the worst.  Happy hunting.

January 22, 2003 -- Jake Potter: Trying times

January 21, 2003 -- Andy Dolan: Cubs Convention 2003 -- The new Daily Double

Stephen Smith: Some things are just better in person

January 15, 2003 -- Jake Potter: Parents just don't understand

January 14, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Wide Open

January 9, 2003 -- Jake Potter: ACC Perfection

January 8, 2003 -- Stephen Smith: Bitter?  Nah.

January 6, 2003 -- Jake Potter: I did what?

Stephen Smith: Thank God for Sunday...but about Saturday...

December 31, 2002 -- Karry Ling's Match Game 2003!

Stephen Smith: And the NFL MVP is...

December 29, 2002 -- Stephen Smith: My occasional wipe

December 20, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor:Thailand finale recap

Stephen Smith: Best Game of the Weekend -- Indiana-Kentucky: The rivalry could get ugly

Alternative football universe: Irish and Sooners clash: Will anybody actually score?

December 19, 2002 -- Stephen Smith: Byron Leftwich-Courageous or crazy?

Alternative football universe: Larry Johnson runs wild on Wazzu in D-I playoffs first round

December 18, 2002 -- Alternative football universe: Georgia throttles Michigan as D-I playoffs begin

December 17, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Don't open until X-mas (College Basketball Top 25)

December 16, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Can't win for losing: Bears 20, Jets 13

Stephen Smith: Performing under pressure: LeBron James

December 13, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Things I'm loathe to admit

Alternative Football Universe: The NFL BCS rankings

December 12, 2002 -- Jake Potter: With the first pick in the 2018 NBA Draft 

Alternative Football Universe The NCAAs, the way they ought to be

December 11, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Wet'n'Wanny

Stephen Smith: Tanking games to get to LeBron

December 6, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: The Porfi Altimirano All-Ugly Cubs Team (since 1982)

Stephen Smith: What beating Maryland means to IU

December 4, 2002 -- Desipio Crap Fiesta Store open!  Thanks to the good folks at CafePress.com you can buy everyone on your list some Desipio swag.  Christmas just became even more craptacular.

Andy Dolan: Cubs trade what for what what?

December 2, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Dumb and dumber -- Green Bay 30, Bears 20

Jake Potter: Oops, they did it again

November 26, 2002 -- Jake Potter: My kind of feast

November 25, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: And the wind cried "Marty!": Bears 20, Lions 17 OT

Notre Dame Replay: Instant offense -- Notre Dame 42, Rutgers 0

November 20, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Still not ready for prime time: Rams 21, Bears 16

Jake Potter: Twinkle, twinkle

November 15, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Do we have to wear this?  Survivor recap week nine

November 13, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Hubie!?!?!?!?!?!?!  

November 11, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Weekend learning

JJ Beutel: Cubs report

November 8, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor: Thailand - Bye, bye boobies

Jake Potter: Say it ain't so

November 6, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Real World: Las Vegas recap, Of heaving and dry humping

The old reader mailbag: It's hockey night in...Desipio?..and more

November 4, 2002 -- Jake Potter -- It's like that

Notre Dame Replay: Fun while it lasted, BC 14, ND 7

November 1, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor: Thailand recap, week seven

October 31, 2002 -- The Desipio Interview: Hub Arkush

News and Notes with Karry Ling

October 30, 2002 -- NBA Preview: Part One -- Eastern Conference scouting reports

NBA Preview: Part Two -- Western Conference scouting reports

Real World recap week seven

October 29, 2002 -- Notre Dame Replay: Bona-fide, ND 34, FSU 24

Chicago Bears Redux: What the hell happened?  Vikings 25, Bears 7

October 21, 2002 -- Notre Dame Replay: It all comes together, ND 21, Air Force 14

October 18, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor recap: week five

October 16, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Real World episode five review (blecch)

Jake Potter: Pax's Big, Fat BackWaters Wedding

October 14, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: The old reader mailbag

Notre Dame Replay: Strangely enough, there's no "o" in inept, either, Notre Dame 14, Pitt 6

October 11, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor recap, week four

Jake Potter: The wait is almost over (part two)

October 9, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Real World: Las Vegas week four

October 8, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Championship series previews

Jake Potter: The wait is almost over (part one)

October 7, 2002 -- DESIPIO LIVE! - Packers 34 Bears 21

Notre Dame Replay: Offense, what offense?  Notre Dame 31, Stanford 7

October 4, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor recap week three

Jake Potter: Advice for the Bachelor

September 27, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Survivor recap, week two, and more...

September 25, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Con-dumb, Real World Vegas episode two

Jake Potter: Chicks with picks

September 24, 2002 -- Notre Dame Replay: Never in doubt--ND 21, Michigan State 17

Chicago Bears Redux: Merry Christmas, New Orleans -- Saints 29, Bears 23

September 23, 2002 -- The old reader mailbag

September 20, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Meet the Survivors

Jake Potter: Will they ever learn?

September 18, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Meet the Real World Las Vegas cast

Matt Turvey: Patrick Ewing Peace

September 16, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Wide left, Bears 14, Falcons 13

Jake Potter: Life's little lessons

September 15, 2002 -- Notre Dame Replay: Return to glory, ND 25, Michigan 23

September 13, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Next question

September 9, 2002 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Seems like old times: Bears 27, Vikings 23

Jake Potter: One down, sixteen to go

Notre Dame Replay: Purdon't: ND 24, Purdue 17

September 5, 2002 -- NFL Preview: Scouting reports, predictions and much, much more

September 3, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Things I'm loathe to admit

Jake Potter: Are you ready?

September 2, 2002 -- Notre Dame Replay: Notre Dame 22, Maryland 0

August 28, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Those Summer Nights

Andy Dolan: Old reader mailbag (Hoosiers, Cubs and Dangerous Dan)

August 20, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Hard Knocks, part three

Jake Potter: Eastbound and down

August 19, 2002 -- Cubs Report: Alas, the Cubbies, we knew them well

August 13, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: The old reader mailbag

Jake Potter: Where's the love?

August 8, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Hard Knocks Part Two

Jake Potter: Is it just me?

August 1, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Hard Knocks Part One

July 23, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: The demise of The Score

July 21, 2002 -- Seth Horwitz: Coke, Cherry, Berry and the gang

July 10, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: All-Star Weekend: 
The good, the Bud and the ugly

July 9, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Chicks with sticks

We were there for wall-to-wall coverage.  Check it out.

NEW!!  June 26, 2002 -- Jake Potter: D-Day

NEW!!! -- June 20, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Silly ESPYs

We came, we saw, and the Cubs won!  Check out the whole, wild mess.

NEW!!! -- June 14, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Happy Father's Day

NEW!!! -- June 9, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Tyson-Lewis: Is Off?

May 20, 2002 -- Jake Potter: About a Yao

May 17, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: The best of the Desipio Message Board, and more...

May 14, 2002 -- Cubs Report: Back up the truck
Jake Potter: Don't be like Mike

May 9, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Things I'm loathe to admit

May 8, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Practice?

May 3, 2002 -- Kerry Jrause: Desipio's NBA Draft expert gives us his Yao-sized scouting report 

OLD!!?? The Desipio Interview: Interview with a Hamster (with Jerry Krause)  Because Jerry never goes out of style

April 30, 2002 -- Cubs Report: Oh, the humanity

Jake Potter: Finally

April 25, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Don't call it a comeback

April 24, 2002 -- John M: A couple quick things

April 23, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Life after the draft

April 22, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Draft day afternoons

April 21, 2002 -- Matt: Super Sunday Shakedown

April 19, 2002 -- NBA Playoff Preview: Round One

John M: When life is too good

NEW!!! -- April 16, 2002 -- Cubs Report: Nice offense

John M: MLB Top Ten

Jake Potter: Back in the saddle

April 12, 2002 -- John M: John hates these bars!

April 11, 2002 -- John M: MLB Top Ten

You asked for it, you got it!  The official Desipio Media Ventures Message Board.  We're serious!

April 9, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Baseball, week one

April 4, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Big Brother 3, El Pulpo style

April 3, 2002 -- Desipio Baseball Preview: Our Fearless Predictions for 2002

April 2, 2002 -- Jake Potter: One Crappy Moment

April 1, 2002 -- Desipio Baseball Preview: Jake on the AL Central

John M on the AL East

March 28, 2002 -- Desipio Baseball Preview: Andy on the NL West

March 27, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: The six toed sloth

March 26, 2002 -- John M: AL Spring Training Wrap-up

March 25, 2002 -- Karry Ling on the Oscars

Jake Potter: Had Chad

Jake Potter: And then there were four

March 22, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Whatever

March 21, 2002 -- John M: Pulling a Chopper

March 20, 2002 -- Desipio Baseball Preview: Andy on the NL Central

March 20, 2002 -- John M: The lost episode

March 18, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Waiting for Must See Thursday

March 15, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Postcard from Spring Training: An afternoon with Whitey

March 12, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Postcard from Spring Training: The F@#$ing Mets

John M: Happy St. Patrick's Day

March 11, 2002 Andy Dolan: Postcard from Spring Training: Movie Night

Jake Potter: Dance Lessons

Mock our brackets:
Jake Potter, March 11
Andy Dolan, March 11

March 10, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Postcard from Spring Training: Winter Haven

March 9, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Postcard from Spring Training: Baseball City

March 7, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Postcard from Spring Training : Planes, planes and more planes

NEW!! March 5, 2002 -- Jake Potter: A Midnight in March

March 4, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Remember us?

Matt: O ye of little faith

February 26, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Desipio Deathmatch Delayed

Jake Potter (again!): Getting Warmer

February 21, 2002 -- John M: Release McCracken

Jake Potter: Tough love

February 20, 2002 -- Matt: The Rose.  The trade.

February 18, 2002 -- A cornucopia of new articles!

Kelly Dwyer: The worst Valentine's Day ever

Andrew Lawrence: Expansion Mock Draft

Matt: Sounds like team spirit?

Kelly Dwyer: Kelly Does the NBA: Midwest

February 14, 2002 -- Desipio Baseball Preview -- John M on the National League East

February 13, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Cubs Report (Preseason Edition)

February 12, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Seven!

John M: Five to watch (and five to listen to)

Jake Potter: Got seed?

February 11, 2002 -- The Desipio Interview -- Kelly Dwyer by Kelly Dwyer?

John M -- The truth according to John M (Yikes!)

Andy Dolan -- Urine big trouble, mister

February 10, 2002  Book report! -- Andy Dolan on the Rob Neyer 'classic' "Feeding the Green Monster"

Jake Potter: Despise-io

February 7, 2002 -- The Desipio Interview -- Paul O'Neill by John M

February 6, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Feelin' Funky

Kelly Dwyer: Kelly breaks down the NBA Central

February 4, 2002-- Kelly Dwyer: Kelly breaks down the NBA Atlantic

John M: Eleven things

Desipio was live from the pregame through the post, for one of the best Super Bowls ever.  Check it out.

February 1, 2002 -- John M: Scientific research (sure)

January 31, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Fearless Super Bowl Preview

John M: Secret Mission

January 30, 2002 -- John M: Desipio's Baseball Preview Preview

January 29, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Things I'm loathe to admit

Jake Potter: Lunardi is a loser

January 27, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Dear Diary

January 25, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Fearless NFL Playoff Preview Week Three

January 22, 2002 -- John M : Pudding and other good stuff

January 18, 2002 --  Reunited, and it feels so good-->

Jake Potter: Must See TV

John M: He's baaaaack

Andy Dolan: Fearless NFL Playoff Preview Week Two

The Desipio Interview!  Karry Ling talks to Larry King

January 16, 2002 -- News and Notes with Karry Ling

January 15, 2002 -- Jake Potter: Top or Bottom?

January 10, 2002 -- Andy Dolan : Fearless NFL Playoff Preview Week One

Jake Potter: Rough Draft (Part One)

January 8, 2002 -- Jake Potter: And then, there were none

January 6, 2002 -- Andy Dolan: Chicago Bears Redux  Bears 33, Jaguars 13 -- Party time, Chicago style!

January 4, 2002 -- Jake Potter: A win is a win?

December 31, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Long time, no hear

December 24, 2001 -- Andy Dolan : In Chicago, It's A Wonderful Life

December 21, 2001 -- Jake Potter: (D)esipio's (M)erry (C)hristmas

December 20, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Never give up

December 17, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Not one "I told you so"

December 14, 2001 -- The Desipio Interview: George O'Leary

John M: Around the Big East

December 12, 2001 Jake Potter: Stop your whining

December 11, 2001  Andy Dolan: Bears, Cubs and bad sinuses

December 9, 2001 -- Jake Potter: One down, six to go

December 7, 2001 -- Andy Dolan: Some things you ought to know

December 6, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Luka, Dom and naked raisins

December 4, 2001 -- John M: Mission from God Part II

December 3, 2001 -- John M: Papa's got a brand new bag

Jake Potter: She's a man, baby

Chicago Bears Redux: Andrew Lawrence -- Getting by with a little help from some friends -- Chicago 13, Detroit 10

November 30, 2001 -- THE MUCH ANTICIPATED, LONG AWAITED-- John M: Mission from God

Andy Dolan: Jumped the tracks

Jake Potter: The more things change

November 28, 2001 -- John M: I really like baseball

Jake Potter: Crotch shots, bitch slaps and spurts

November 26, 2001 -- Chicago Bears Redux: R-E-S-P-E-C-T  Bears 13, Vikings 6

Andy Dolan: The Notre Dame coaching solution

November 20, 2001 -- The Desipio Interview: Benny The Bull

November 20, 2001 -- John M: Sorry, Jake

November 20, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Don't Believe the Hype

November 19, 2001 -- John M -- A few thoughts on Saturday

November 19, 2001 -- Jake Potter -- Orange Whip

November 19, 2001 -- Andrew Lawrence: A Flurry of Emotion: Bears 27, Bucs 24

November 19, 2001 -- Andrew Lawrence: Rahman - Lewis II

November 16, 2001 -- News and Notes with Karry Ling 

 November 16, 2001 -- John M -- Dear Jake

 November 16, 2001 -- Jake Potter -- Dear John,

November 15, 2001 -- The Desipio Interview: Dick Jauron

 November 15, 2001 -- John M -- How to smoke crack

November 14, 2001 -- Speaking of Deja Vu -- Packers 20, Bears 12

November 14, 2001 -- John M --  Page 2 Sucks

November 14, 2001 -- John M -- Family Feud

November 14, 2001 -- Jake Potter -- Shallow Jake

November 13, 2001 -- John M - Weekend musings

    November 12, 2001 -- Jake Potter -- Over-Rated

November 8, 2001 -- Jake Potter -- Dream a little NC2A Dream

November 8, 2001 -- John M -- A few thoughts on contraction

November 7, 2001 -- News and Notes with Karry Ling

November 7, 2001 -- John M: The long, cold winter ahead

November 5, 2001 -- Chicago Bears Redux - Bears 27, Browns 21 (OT)

November 5, 2001 -- John M: Tony Womack?

November 5, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Nasty Boys

November 2, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Chuck TV

October 31, 2001 -- Desipio's First Adoption

October 31, 2001 -- John M. - A little something for Halloween

October 31, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Craps with the Worm

October 30, 2001 -- The old reader mailbag: Remember the Bulldogs

October 30, 2001 -- Desipio's 2001-02 NBA Preview

October 30, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press College Football Top 20

October 29, 2001 -- Chicago Bears Redux: Time to Believe, Bears 37, Niners 37 (OT)

 October 29, 2001 -- Andrew   Lawrence: Bearing Down!  Bears 37, Niners 31 (OT)

October 29, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Best Ever?  And then some...

October 26, 2001 -- The old reader mailbag: MJ and Rotowire

October 26, 2001 -- Jake Potter: Live From Arrowhead

October 26, 2001 -- John M. on TV, Internet Porn and the A-Team 2001

October 23, 2001 -- John M: Sports Guy?  What are you talking about?

October 19, 2001 -- Contest time!  Mess with Flannel Boy and win a prize!

October 18, 2001 -- Hey, something's different!

October 17, 2001 -- The old reader mailbag

October 17, 2001 -- News and Noted with Karry Ling

October 16, 2001 -- Division Series Musings

October 16, 2001 -- League Championship Series Previews

October 16, 2001 -- Division Series Musings

October 15, 2001 -- Bears Redux: Chicago 20, Arizona 13

October 15, 2001 -- The old reader mailbag (Northwestern football, Ashleigh Banfield and Curt Schilling's face)

October 15, 2001 -- Lawrence: Remote Restraint, NFL style

October 15 -- Notre Dame Replay -- ND 34, West Virginia 24

October 15, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press College Football Top 20

October 12, 2001-- Whither Paul O'Neill

October 11, The old reader mailbag (again) -- Super Dodgeball and the Bears unis

October 10, 2001 -- The old reader mailbag (Of sandwiches and Tecmo Bowl)

October 9, 2001 -- The old reader mailbag

October 9, 2001 -- Baseball Playoff Previews

October 8, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press Top 20

October 8, 2001 -- Notre Dame Replay -- Notre Dame 24, Pitt 7

October 8, 2001 -- Bears Redux -- Bears 31, Falcons 3

October 8, 2001 -- News and Notes with Karry Ling

October 5, 2001 -- Lawrence: The Lions and Rams?  Oh my.

October 4, 2001 -- The readers take over -- John M. -- Look at ND offensive coordinator Kevin Rogers

October 4, 2001 -- jbpotter checks out the newest Dookies

October 2, 2001 -- Notre Dame Replay: Texas A&M 24, Notre Dame 3

October 2, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press College Football Top 20

September 27, 2001 -- Cubs Report: It's good to be the Cubs (honest)

September 26, 2001 -- He's Back, Again

September 25, 2001 -- Chicago Bears Redux -- Bears 17, Vikings 10

September 24, 2001 -- Notre Dame Replay, Michigan State 17, Notre Dame 10

September 24, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press College Football Top 20

September 9, 2001 -- Notre Dame Replay, Nebraska 27, ND 10

September 9, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press College Football Top 20

September 4, 2001 -- Lawrence: Just Because You're In A Union Doesn't Make You Blue Collar

August 26, 2001 -- DMV/Ridgefield Press Preseason College Football Poll

August 15, 2001 -- Stop the panic!  Cubs Report

August 13, 2001 -- Bears Update: Titans 27, Bears 24

August 6, 2001 -- Bears Update: Bears 16, Bengals 13 (OT)

 July 31, 2001 -- Cubs Report: It's still good to be the Cubs

July 30, 2001 -- Bears Update (The illustrated version)

July 19, 2001 -- Another Cubs report

July 15, 2001 -- It still sux to be the Sox

July 14, 2001 -- Cubs-Sox Part Deux (so far)

July 12, 2001 -- The McGriff "trade" and Andy's health

July 11, 2001 -- All-Star Game Notebook 2001

July 10, 2001 -- All-Star Crap Fest Recap

June 29, 2001 -- Cubs Report

June 27, 2001 -- Desipio covered the NBA Draft (Live!)

June 20, 2001 -- Cubs status report

June 9, 2001 -- Cubs-Sox musings

June 9, 2001 -- The Cubs-Sox "rivalry"

June 6, 2001 -- Desipio opens the old reader mail bag

May 30, 2001 -- Cubs Report "It's good to be the Cubs!"

May 16, 2001 -- QVC redux and the Boobtube Interview: Lisa Robertson

May 16, 2001 -- Classic Balls! -- Interview With A Hamster (June, 1999)

May 15, 2001 -- Cubs Report

May 15, 2001 -- Sox Report

May 4, 2001 -- Boobtube uncovers a QVC stalker  (From Boobtube)

May 3, 2001 -- Balls! Road Trip: South Bend, Indiana (from Balls!) 

April 19, 2001 -- Balls! breaks down the Cubs hot start (from Balls!)

April 11, 2001 -- Balls! helps open Miller Park (from Balls!)

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