Jun 22, 2003 | Andy
Really, how shallow is it to blame a loss on a 5’2 third base coach? Surely, the gawdawful-quit-on-the-mound performance by Matt Clement is the reason the Cubs lost, right? When mental dwarf Steve Lyons notices that you are looking at the bullpen hoping...
Jun 21, 2003 | Andy
Every team has one of those days. Your pitcher can’t throw a strike, your outfielders can’t find the ball, the other teams fans are distracting your players with their mullets… Even the best of teams lose 12-3 games. But it’s not supposed to...
Jun 20, 2003 | Andy
Yesterday’s Cubs-Reds game has some pretty good moments. I particularly enjoyed it when Paul Wilson completely overreacted to Kyle Farnsworth buzzing him with a fastball when he squared to bunt in the bottom of the seventh. Wilson then stood there and yelled at...
Jun 19, 2003 | Andy
It?s about that time, so you might as well start familiarizing yourself with some of the names you?ll hear David Stern stumble through in this year?s draft next Thursday evening—a draft that would be made only slightly more amusing if we could somehow involve...
Jun 19, 2003 | Andy
I’m sure it had more to do with the 49 days of homerless frustration than anything else, but could Sammy Sosa have proven his point more emphatically than with that absolute bomb of a home run he yanked out of the so-called Great American Ballpark last night?...
