Daily Dose: Fat Roger

Before I go on what could be a very long rant against Roger Clemens and the Houston Astros and media morans like Phil Rogers, I want to start by saying a few things about our longtime pal Kelly Dwyer. Yeah, Kelly, this means you. Back in the day, I used to let Kelly...

You Make the Call

Flippin’ coins and fattenin’ frogs for snakes, trying to decide which goes down easier. Cash, or carry? Nick, or Dave? Cooter, or pooper? Mario, or Luigi? Mario, or Soto? DLR, or Sammy? Faces, or Small Faces. Suhey, or Muster? “Asshole, or...

Back to Reality

Saturday night I was actually upset that Steve McNair underthrew Drew Bennett in Foxboro, and that Drew couldn?t properly adjust to make the grab deep in Patriots territory. At the time, I thought an improbable Titans? road victory, was exactly what the Kansas City...

Daily Dose: God bless you Mike Sherman, you Magnificient Dumbass!

Every time I see that shot of Mike Sherman, you know the one I’m talking about, the one where he’s standing on the sidelines in that cheesy green Packers pullover, looking over his glasses at what may be the Packers offensive play sheet, or could be a...

The Profundity of Early Resignation

It’s nice to come out of the hidey-hole, broken avec mouth wide-open, long enough to pollute Desipio with a series of rambling missives, shiny and slinky and pimply and hurling shouts left and right to my righteous believers in the Profundity of...