Daily Dose: Not good

Remember when I said that if the time came, I’d tell you when to panic. Then you could park the car in the garage and feed the garden hose from the muffler through the driver’s side door. Or, you can stick your head in the oven. Perhaps, you’re a...

Daily Dose: Hurry up, damnit!

The Cubs had Kerry Wood on a 75 pitch limit last night in Des Moines against the Albequerque Isotopes (you have to love a team named after the one on The Simpsons) and so I figured that’d get him through the first two innings. Instead, Kerry went five innings...

Daily Dose: Nobody does 0 like the Cubs

I think even the biggest pessimists in these parts have to acknowledge that the Cubs are a pretty good baseball team. But even the most optimistic of us have to wonder if a good team has ever been shut out as often as the Cubs. They’ve been shut out EIGHT times...