May 23, 2005 | Andy
It was just another weekend for the Cubs. They couldn’t hit. They blew another eighth inning lead. We found out that not only does Carlos Zambrano love the Internet, but he has a “couple dozen” computers in a room in his home in Venezuela, and we...
May 20, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: White Sox: Freddy Garcia, 3-3, 4.02 ERA Cubs: Greg Maddux, 2-1, 4.15 ERA White Sox Scott “Supergay” Podsedndidnk, lf Sum Jap, 2b Aaron Rowand, cf (Really, he’s batting third?) Paul Konerko, 1b (fat girls love Paulie) AJ Eyechart, c...
May 20, 2005 | Andy
Last night I had a chance to go see what is purported to be the last new Star Wars movie of my lifetime. That could either be because George Lucas is done making new ones, or perhaps there’s a medical diagnosis of mine that nobody’s filled me in on....
May 19, 2005 | Andy
Today in the Tribune, baseball expert dumbass Phil Rogers takes the time to put together yet another All-City Team of Cubs and White Sox. This was a pathetically weak idea in 1998 when they first thought of it, and it’s only gotten weaker over the years. You...
May 18, 2005 | Andy
Pitching matchup: Cubs: Glendon Rusch, 2-2, 2.88 ERA (who knew his ERA was that low?) Pirates: Kip Wells, 3-3, 4.53 ERA Lineups Cubs (17-20) Jerry Hairston the Lesser, 2b Neifi!, ss Derrek Lee, 1b Jeromy Burnitz, rf Michael Barrett, c Corey Patterson, cf Jason Dewboy,...
