Inevitable Frustration: White Sox at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 6/29

Ooh, cross town humiliation. Brought to you by: Pitching matchup: White Sox: Matt Karchner…no, wait, Jon Garland, 6-3, 5.76 ERA Cubs: Sean Marshall, 4-6, 5.13 ERA Lineups Pablo Escobar, lf (Where is Scotty Fabulous? BC will be so hurt.) Todd Iguchi, 2b Paul...

Further Embarrassment: Brewers at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 6/29

Today’s folly sponsored by: Pitching matchup: Brewers: Jeremi Gonzalez (seriously?) 0-0, 6.08 ERA Cubs: Mark Prior 0-2, 9.64 ERA Lineups: Ricky E-4 Weeks, 2b Bill the Cub Killer, ss Brett Farvuhruh, rf Carlos the Cub Killer, lf Prince, 1b Premature Balding 3b,...

Further Embarassment: Brewers at Cubs, 1:20 p.m., 6/28

Today’s ass whipping is sponsored by: Don’t forget that tonight over on On-Hoops.com we’re holding our Seventh Annual NBA Draft Live! party. On-Hoops still has that new car smell. It’s as if after 10 months of existence, nobody actually reads...