As subtle as a hatchet to the face

Championships can be won in October. Let’s just get that straight right now. In fact, baseball’s going to pick one this month. Oh, football championships, you mean? I don’t know, maybe Montana or Wyoming or Alaska has to finish high school playoffs...

Taking the easy way out

It was no big deal when we heard that the Cubs had called a press conference for after the game.  We all figured they were either going to announce they’d sent a new record for “most fans who wasted money on pointless horseshit baseball” (for the...