Mar 13, 2007 | Andy
I woke up this morning annoyed, and I’ll tell you why. Ozzie Guillen really burrows under my skin, lays eggs, and then scratches at me until my skin breaks open and a bunch of venomous spiders runs down my body straight toward my balls. Seriously, you guys have...
Mar 12, 2007 | Andy
Didn’t Spring Training feel good for a few minutes there? Every day, there was a new story about how Prior and Wood were both healthy, Wade Miller was coming along, and Alfonso Soriano and Lou Piniella were happily shampooing each other’s hair and...
Mar 10, 2007 | Andy
Sammy Sosa has apparently not only learned English in the time since the steroid hearings, but he’s also learned only the right English words. Sosa has been all smiles, humility, and “team first” attitude in his Spring Training tryout with the Texas...
Mar 9, 2007 | Andy
Holy hell. I’ve been reading the nonsense Dolan and you idiots have going over here the past couple of days. I have to tell you, I hate what I’m seeing. You guys think you’re clever? Clever my ass! I see these poor saps on your message board getting...
Mar 8, 2007 | Andy
As Andy so fondly calls him, Seabiscuit’s jockey has an interesting revealing well-written informative humorous article in this morning’s Tribune about how Wade Miller is the current front runner for the 5th starter’s job. While part of me still...
